Something Completely Different

For God so loved the world that He sent His one and only Son to die for your mean neighbor and your crazy roommate and the picketing bigot and the racist blogger and your gay friend and all the politicians and our crazy parents and the pastor down the street and the uptight religious folk and the girl at work you can’t stand, because Jesus didn’t just die for the people you like, but for people like you and me.

i just saw a performance of the lion king stage show and it was great and when zazu was singing in his cage for scar and scar asked him to sing something with a little more bounce to it, instead of singing “its a small world after all” he started to sing “let it go” from frozen as scar screamed NO ANYTHING BUT THAT

This is like a round of cards against humanity

And if it were me, Ragetti totally won that hand.

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD, GODDAMMIT!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

HIS FACE

OH MY GOSH

Hey this is my school! Oklahoma Christian University

Our long national nightmare is over.