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Well, I didn’t except the Superman movie to have:
-One sided toxic yaoi
-Anti Israeli sentiment to the point that they’re not hiding shit
-Deep voiced Clark Kent
-Actual exploration to what it would be like to date a superhero while fully knowing their secret identity
-Lex aura farming the entire time
-An accurate portrayal of owning a dog
-DEFINITELY the best version of Mr Terrific
-HOPEPIUM
And Hype moment
But I’m so into it.
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core difference between batjokes and suplex is probably actually the fact that joker is the number one ragebaiter to match batsy's anger issues so it becomes this fun little game of cat and mouse where joker tries to Get batman and batman tries to Catch joker, meanwhile lex is multitasking by being the ragebaiter in the relationship while also getting ragebaited by every single thing supes ever does. and also joker is like "batmaaannn i blew up this building so we could talk. and now i'm going to Do Things To You" meanwhile lex is like "i have to kill superman immediately. because of his eyes being too pretty"
just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when he’s fighting Luthor’s diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, it’s not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. he’s scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations don’t care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart
Only one person died. Only one singular person. In a superhero movie! The type that love to throw around casualty counts like it’s all a big game, waving off 70 people being killed in a handful of days like it’s no big deal, yet only ONE PERSON died.
And he was mourned. Superman cried for him—this stranger who gave him free falafel and, while facing death, told him that he still believed in him. Metamorpho, this cold-seeming man who is being actively blackmailed to do this, breaking down and taking the risk to believe in Superman, too, because seeing someone murdered right in front of him is devastating enough to take the risk. The newspapers run a front page article talking about how they’re going to memorialize him.
The stakes didn’t have to involve real actual loss of life. The threat of it was enough to convey the severity of the situation. Because human life is that important. All life is that important, at least to Superman who goes out of his way to save dogs and squirrels.
(Hawkgirl does kill SHEIN Netanyahu but genocidal dictators don’t count as human beings lol.)
Forever and ever
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Top 5 ways the Joker should die
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Superman losing his composure only when people shrug off the lives of others. Doesn’t matter how well he knows them. Doesn’t matter if they’re even human.
He gets upset at the Justice Gang for brutally killing a rampaging Kaiju and not even attempting to find a way to move it or at least euthanize it more humanely.
The only time he raises his voice during Lois’ interview is when she digs into his interference in geopolitics, because people would have died if he hadn’t acted. The only time he yells at Luthor is when Luthor abducts Krypto. The only time he cries is when Luthor murders someone he barely even knew.
He saves a fucking squirrel for god’s sake. We’re so back.
"Maybe I'll kill that reporter who does all your interviews. Maybe I'll kill Clark Kent."
This is the most important line in the movie. I'm 100% serious. It tells you everything you need to know about Lex Luthor's character. It shows the audience that, despite being almost omnicognizant from the get-go, Luthor clearly has no fucking idea who Superman is, only what he does.
I've never seen anyone go from All-Knowing Evil to Absolute Fucking Loser so fast. In fifteen words he went from unstoppable criminal powerhouse to flailing manchild moron. He gave his Evil Dictator demonstration and then turned around, dropped his pants and showed his entire ass. He proclaimed his manifesto of unrelenting ego, turned around, slipped on a banana peel and landed on a whoopie cushion.
And he was so mired in his own sense of superiority that he never even knew it.
Lex Luthor, folks. Ten out of ten, no notes.
Wonder Woman: Batman, we could make good use of Nightwing with this. Would you call him?
Dick, who's filling in for Bruce as Batman: I'll call him
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Hal: you've gained some muscles
Jason, dressed as Nightwing: I started working out
Hal: Damn. What's the routine cause I just saw you last week and you look completely different.
Jason: steroids
Dick, as batman: *chokes on coffee*
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Superman: We might need someone who's good with guns, hm... Hey Nightwing you're in contact with redhood, right? Could you have him come?
Jason, as Nightwing: ... I don't see why not
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Wonder woman: this security is an issue we need someone who can hack this system long enough for us to get pass
Superman: hey hood, any chance you can give red robin a call?
Tim, with 5 inches of padding, as redhood: on it
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Hal: isn't robin usually with you all?
Flash: yeah we could use him with this one
Superman: Red Robin, would you call in Robin for us?
Damian, in red robin costume: he's dead
I want Lex and Bruce to have a sort of friendly relationship in public though Bruce fucking despises Lex and Lex think Bruce is an idiot unworthy to be in his space but in public? They adore each other, casually ripping on each other and always doing interviews and photo ops especially if one company is out selling the other. Lex always teasingly says, "I'll have to take you out of this game if you keep winning like this" to which Bruce just beams and if LexCorp is ahead, Bruce brings Lex a tiny 2nd place trophy because yeah, he's dropping his new eco friendly affordable car tonight that has literally boosted WE's worth on the stocks, so yeah, enjoy your participation trophy Lexie.
And they both hate having to smile and get along with each other so they really jab at each other where it hurts. Lex casually talks about Bruce's numerous failed engagements and sometimes if he's feeling brave, goes after the kids and rips on Bruce's relationship with them. Bruce, in an effort not to go full Will Smith, immediately retaliates with lengthy accounts of him getting railed by Superman, with enough detail that the audience knows that it's not just a joke and Lex, somewhere around "almost as big as my leg, right-" just jumps up and starts interviewing the interviewer about, I dunno, polar ice or some shit.
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The Supercousins are so dear to me
Why don’t I say it then?
I want you all the time
Dokjoong pork soda(I could have spent more time on this lowk)
elias now has another rival lmao ajajsjans
more kid jon au here
the distortion and gerry’s (not actual) first meeting
michael is safe.. for now ajahashjaakl
more kid jon au here
they make jon’s second childhood worse but at least he has some frenemies for company now alkadjfksdfÂ
also noooo i forgot about the 10 pics only rule on tumblr slkdfjsd sorry if the format is weird
more of this AU here
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What do Peter & elias even do with all the boquets they receive?
jon and gerry steal them
and then peter proposes the next month ALKDLASK
more kid jon au here!
The backrooms are definitely part of The Distortion or maybe The Stranger
I remember I made Elias use Michael as a mode of transpo so now he has to suffer under the bright ass lights HAHA
More TMA kid!Jon AU here
