efemication

I can only feel the nerves in my teeth.

I think I'm going blind in my ears

Turning into a sawmill the way I be eating these pretzels.

2008 feels like it shouldn't exist visually on the calendar. The shapes used in it are too round, it throws the balance off. It's too ugly, overall.

Why did they vacuum suck Han Solos penis when they turned him into a fridge...

Some of you don't iron your clothes and it shows. Like literally your clothes are fucking WRINKLY.

how will you justify going into the cloaca of death?

Waiting and longing for the supple ass of Weenie Hut Juniors.

grohl

for the love of silkhood; would you cry?

why don't you humble yourself and drink the slop of kings (in the pig)?

bum kow fuck

such pain. and for what? a little acorn.