listen to me. this is my final message to you. when you are at your lowest a fictional guy will come to you and when that happens you must start putting them in situations. this is the meaning of life.

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

In 1 week, on June 14/15th, 2026, at an unspecified time in the night, Phoenix Wright gets hit by a car in hit-and-run incident.

ur first playthrough of yakuza 0 is fuckin wild if youve never played a yakuza game before (like me) like u start the game n ur playin as this kiryu guy who everyone says is the main character so ur like ok cool. u fuck around with some side missions. maybe sing some karaoke or do some disco with kiryus pal nishiki. theyre both fuckin nerds. u love them anyway. its fun. u play the main story. u get to this cutscene with this guy wearin an eyepatch. ur like oh shit its the other guy on the cover of the game. hes so cool. n then the game makes u play as him. hes so fuckin cool. this bitch. majima. I bet he has a dramatic ass sad backstory. then the games shows u his dramatic ass sad backstory n ur like shit. I love this sad eyepatch man. Ill kill this wrinkly old sagawa piss drinking fuck. but majima is so sad and u miss kiryu n nishiki. u miss karaoke. then u figure out u can do karaoke with majima n ur like oh shit yes. u go to the karaoke bar alone bc majima has no friends. thats sad. theres only 1 song available. its called 24 hour cinderella. ur expecting it to be some deep angsty shit bc majima is tragic n sad n lonely. u hit play. its a pop song. hmm. majima has a good voice. then next thing u know majima is doin backflips in a pair of roller skates. hes also wearin a holographic glittery suit. there are rainbow hearts n stars in the background. u dont care about nishiki or kiryu anymore

Forever obsessed with the way The Great Ace Attorney introduces one of it's primary game mechanics as "a dance", as in a verbal jockeying, an collaborative argumentative of sorts. And then you keep playing and it becomes increasingly implied that the characters are performing full on broadway musical numbers over corpses. There's even a tapdancer.