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i like re-animator, gregg araki, steven universe, creep, breaking bad, view askewniverse, popee the performer, filmcow, nirvana the band the show, peep show, hoppers, and a whole bunch of other things.
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Cocaine and Minecraft, Nacho GarcΓa, 2018
These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it
Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now
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Fanfiction is cool because you get to learn what other people's parents taught them the hymen is like
I know that I had somewhat unusually comprehensive sex ed but it still surprises me every time I'm reminded that some people genuinely think that losing your virginity is a capri sun kind of situation.
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everyone is trying. to get to the barβ¦the name of the bar? the bar is called heavenβ¦.the band in heaven they play my favorite song..play it once againβ¦play it all night long. heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens (x2) β¦.there is a party. everyone is there. everyone will leave. at exactly! the same time. itβs hard to imagine..that nothing at allβ¦could be so exciting. could be so much fun. heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happens (x2) when this kiss is over. it will start again. it will not be any different. it will be exactly the same. itβs hard to imagine! that nothing at all! could be so exciting! could be this much fun! heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happensβ¦β¦heaven! heaven is a place! a place where nothing. nothing ever happensβ¦β¦β¦β¦β¦
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"kids are so whiny and annoying" you want them to be dependent on adults and obedient and silent and convenient but also independent and not needing anything but also without any sense of autonomy and agency but also going outside and getting off their damn phones but also staying inside so they don't get into trouble but also recognizing they have it good but also that the new generation is mindless and stupid but also just say what they want in clear and emotionally mature words but also stop asking for things AND you want them to not be pissy about it? get real
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remember like 15 years ago when black bloggers were talking about this exact shit, 'digital blackface', white internet users appropriating images and clips of black people and using them as cartoonish exaggerated expressions of absurdity or high emotion. straight line from minstrelsy to your reaction gifs and nobody fucking cares any more. white people just decided not to acknowledge it and it went away, just like every other time black users have ever tried to criticise any aspect of online culture.
everytime i want something i should be shot in the head
I need to move out but I also do not have the skill set to live on my own because I am depressed and its hard to do anything without help, and nobody wants a roommate they have to help.
man I just want fucking privacy!!! my family acts like its SOOO suspicious that I want privacy!!! maybe I do want to shut my door all the way so I can masturbate in private and not have it interrupted because people are coming upstairs. sometimes I just want to be able to shut my door to feel secure in my space!!!!! but NO. I am not permitted those things!!! its THEIR apartment and THEY are my PARENTS and THEY dont view me as an adult even tho im 23 because I struggle to keep my room clean.
why does every cartoon character wear these underwear:
why don't u
because if I wore these underwear the universe would conspire to constantly put me in situations where my pants would get pulled down or destroyed and itβs so hard to find good pants
I have a few pairs of these exact underwear, which I wore whenever possible as a camp counselor.
The reason was that, if you get pantsed, and you weren't in on the joke / it wasn't planned, that's a massive breakdown in respect and discipline, and you have to make an example of that kid (generally by wrestling them, and in serious cases, taking away candy privileges). But getting pranked is still a bad look, and makes it seem cool to rebel against your authority.
However, if you get pantsed, and you are in on the joke, everyone has a good laugh, including you, and no one was actually rebelling. It both makes you look like a cool authority figure and makes the person doing it look like they're the sort of person in cahoots with counselors. Then, if there's a behavioral issue, you can have that quiet conversation later, away from an audience.
And since those underwear are so culturally specific as punchlines in a pantsing gag that the only plausible reason to be wearing them is if you're in on a slapstick act, you can retroactively Shanghai any would-be prankster into looking like they did it with your consent and planning, which not only keeps you from indignity, it makes sure that they're rewarded by laughter and attention for looking like they're cooperating with the staff, encouraging that in the future and bringing them in from the outside of the social-reward structure you're trying to set up, where it's cool too be wacky but responsible.
That preparation effort paid off maybe four times across three years, but it was completely worth it.
The downside, of course, is that when one of your kids goes missing in a storm when it's hailing and pouring sheets of water, and you don't have many dry clothes left, you're reduced to running through the rain looking for them in your underwear, which are situationally inappropriate / jarringly comical to the full extent possible.
Trying to find something to motivate myself and I found this little line from Van Gogh
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you cant hope to do ANY good progressive work as a feminist if you think that body shaming is a valid tool at your disposal. yes, even against men. any trait you can insult a man's body for there exists a woman with that trait who knows you arent in her corner. there are women who are fat and women who are hairy, women who are balding. women with penises and testes. women with acne and neckbeards. these traits are not exclusive to the misogynistic creep cishet men who you are trying to insult.
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