* Drag Me Down *

Canadian, ive only been to the American side once. Canadian is much prettier, also cheap booze on the way home woo. 

Canadian is definitely the nicer side.

Because I get to teach all these new things and learn some of my own and I’m finally confident about this teaching thing.

A Simpson’s style drawing of his girlfriend on his chest.

I couldn’t agree more. The worst part of my job is meeting with partners to discuss business figures. Like money is what drove us all to become therapists… Did your meetings go well, at least?

It’s awful. For me they did. They didn’t work out quite the way the other company wanted them to but whatever. Where do you work?

Well, you sound like a woman with a plan. That’s good.

I’d like to think so yeah.

Oh stop being such a pessimist, you’re ruining my mood.

Then go away?

Ah, I see. Well…did you take the products? I swear I’m not trying to be nosy, I’m making conversation.

A couple of them yes, a couple of them no. That’s really all I can say because not everything is set in stone yet.

Business meetings for what?

This company wants to sell some of their products in my store so I had to go talk to them about it.

Don’t get too out of breath because of me now. 

I’ll try to contain myself.

Even better! You don’t have to worry so don’t look at it like it’s a negative. There are so many people out of work. You’re thankfully not one of them.

It’s still a pain in the ass to run.

I’m hilarious. For sure.

I can’t stop laughing.

Oh come on, at least you have a job to have to go to business meetings to. It could be worse.

I own the business so uhm yeah, I have a job and I’m not worried about it.

So I just dropped my latest single… it’s me… I’m single. 

Wow you’re so funny.

Never in my life have I wanted to desperately persuade someone against getting a certain tattoo they want. I  feel bad for my last customer

What did they get?

As surprising as it is I’m pretty excited for this new school year.

Why?

So, i just saw Niagara falls, and wow. So beautiful. its amazing every single time.

American side or Canadian side? Because if you ask me, the Canadian side is much nicer.