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- during the Top of the Pops performance where roger hits the fake cymbal with the most devastated™️ look

- brian’s mocking accent: “we’re the BBC”

- “CAMERA TWO! ABOVE THE WAIST!”

- *freddie shopping* “do they have this in my size?” “freddie this is the ladies section”

- the band just barging in on freddie’s marriage proposal and brian’s, “hi mary, how’s your dad?”

- *chicken screaming* “GALILEO”

- “nOT THE COFFEE MACHINE”

- “when my hand is on your grease gun? that’s very subtle isn’t it?” “IT’S A METAPHOR BRIAN”

- just the whole band making fun of roger and his car kink™️

- *kenny on the radio* “ladies and ladies”

- the wayne’s world reference

- “who even is galileo?”

- john getting the shittiest bedroom and just accepting it with a sigh cause he doesn’t get the respect he deserves

- ROGERINA

- *freddie with a new haircut and mustache* “what do you think?” *roger shrugging* “gayer?” “no, roger the house”

- “what do you guys think of david?” *prolonged silence* “he’s a nice chap” “i think he’s gay”

- freddie just taking the liberty to name jim beach, miami because jim was just too darn boring

- “it goes on forever, six bloody minutes” “i pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever”

- *freddie literally talking to his fiancé who he hasn’t spoken to in a while* “how are the cats?”

- “you look like an angry lizard”

- freddie’s parents asking if jim hutton was a ‘work friend’

- freddie blowing his mom a kiss during live aid

- “what even is a rhapsody?” “it’s an epic poem”

- freddie’s mom handing out his baby pics to the band and freddie just yeeting out of the room to play piano

- the entire live aid performance AHHHHHH

- “ready freddie?”

- the ‘ay-oh’ of solidarity between freddie and another patient when he got his hiv diagnosis

- “do you know how many jim hutton’s there are in london?”

- “roger there’s only room in this band for one hysterical queen”

- *shatters a window* “you can take that out of our loyalties you twat!”

- “no one likes opera” “i like opera”

- the OUTFITS

- “i want to throw a party” “who are we inviting?” “PEOPLE”

- the picture of fred and jim in the credits

- brian kicking freddie out of the room just cause he felt like it

- gwilym lee, aka time-traveling brian may

- “’oh where’s madonna?’”

- freddie playing opera music and throwing shit everywhere while the band dances along

- “how many more galileo’s do you want?”

- accurate broke college student™️ representation when the boys literally sell their van to afford a recording session

- “i think you’ve got to turn it clockwise john” “DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?”

- “we’re stuck in the middle of nowhere and i’m eating a ham sandwich”

- “i’ve got better things to do on a saturday night. i can name them.”

- “higher” “if i go any higher only dogs will hear me” “HIGHER” “my nuts are literally in my chest”

- tired mom™️ deacky literally playing the riff of ‘another one bites the dust’ just to break up a fight

- “i can sing” “not with those teeth mate” *sings* “i’ll think about your offer”

- THE CATS

- freddie jumping into a chair and spilling champagne everywhere

- the entire “ay-oh” sequence from live aid and me screaming it along with freddie

- the boys getting so into recording ‘bohemian rhapsody’ that they all just fucking topple over each other

- freddie smacking brian’s ass during ‘fat bottomed girls’ and screaming, “he’s got one too!”

- every. single. concert. montage.

- cutting to a frowning ray foster during the live aid performance on the line ‘no time for losers’

- “you’re a legend fred.” “you’re bloody right i’m a legend. we’re all legends…but you are right i am a legend.”

- brian “i was born with this hair” may

- *freddie having mary translate to her deaf father* “tell your dad you’re an epic shag.” “freddie he can read lips”

- *reporter asking freddie if one of his song lyrics implies that he has multiple partners* “you should ask rog that”

- *reporter trying to imply that freddie might be sick* *john leaning in* “i had a cold once”

- “what are you doing after this?” “homework”

- “take 26 of fred’s…thing”

- “roger’s a dentist” “nO i’m not”

- “an astrophysicist, so you’re the smart one” *brian smirking at roger* “yes, yes i am”

- “i fired paul” “under what pretext?” “villainy”

- “we’ve made our decision…what’s our decision again?”

- “miami will be our new manager” “no i won’t” *the band starts playing ‘another one bites the dust’* “FINE I’LL DO IT”

- “freddie fucking mercury”

- the experimental music session

- brian, john, and roger deliberately being late to meet freddie to tease him about his always being late

- “so roger, what exactly is the sexiest part of a car?”

- “what lyrics are these? you call me sweet…like i’m some kind of cheese”

- “it’s not disco. it’s queen.”

- jim and freddie’s relationship despite the little screen time they had

- the look™️ john and brian share when freddie interacts with the crowd during live aid

- roger and his gong

- “we’ll punch a hole right through the roof of that stadium” “actually wembley doesn’t have a roof” “then we’ll punch a hole through the sky”

- *brian teaching the stomp clap pattern for ‘we will rock you’* *john gives a look™️* “brilliant”

- “roger’s arguments. brian’s rewrites…deacky’s funny looks”

- freddie all up on the camera man during live aid

- the invention of the broken mic stand

- “HUMPY BONG???”

- “my voice sounds like a vulture’s crotch”

- *freddie warming up* *turns to his cats* “what? you think you can do any better? everyone’s a critic.”

- “it’s just a bit weird roger. what exactly are you doing with that car?”

- “here with their new single, ‘i’m in love with my car’!” “other side” “oh, ‘bohemian rhapsody’!”

- the montage of all the bad reviews ‘bohemian rhapsody’ got

- “i sound like shit, do it again” “okay, it’s your money” *tired john* “literally”

- BISMILLAH BULLSHIT

she’s a dancing

QUEEEEN

she’s a killer

queen

Love letters Hans Christian Anderson wrote to Edvard Collin contain elements that appeared in The Little Mermaid, which he was writing at the same time

Several people who knew James Dean have talked about his relationships with men 

Letters and poems allude to a romance between Emily Dickinson and at least two women 

Nikola Tesla was adverse to touch. He said he fell in love with one women but never touched her and didn’t want to get married 

Freddie Mercury is well known for his attraction to men but was also linked to several women, including Barbara Valentin whom he lived with shortly before he died. Friends have talked about being invited into their bed and walking in on them having sex (documentary Freddie Mercury: The Great Pretender) 

Marsha P. Johnson and Sylvia Rivera are two of the best-known activists who fought in the Stonewall riots

Florence Nightingale refused 4 marriage proposals and her letters and memoir suggest a love for women 

Leonardo da Vinci never married or fathered children, was once brought up on sodomy charges, and a sketch in one of his notebooks is 2 penises walking toward a hole labeled with the nickname of his apprentice 

Condivi said that Michelangelo often spoke exclusively of masculine love

Jane Austin never married and wrote about sharing a bed with women (Jane Austen At Home: A Biography by Lucy Worsley)

Hatshepsut took the male title Pharaoh (instead of Queen Regent) and is depicted in art from the time the same way a male Pharaoh would have been

girls who like boys are valid