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four seasons total landscaping still arguably the funniest thing to ever happen in human history
The made up concept of christian/catholic suffering has so many people grabbed by the balls.
Protestant Work Ethic is literally a cycle of abuse
Sometimes I tell my mom I don't like something and she goes "No!!!! You used to LOVE this thing!!!!!" And I ask When. When did I last express desire for this thing. And she goes "When you were four you could not get ENOUGH of this thing" and I say Mother. I am Twenty Six

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Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 Iāll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because itās funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, Iām officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this canāt be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when opās reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because itās funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
I figured out roughly how many notes itās been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023
If we keep it going at this rate weāll be far past 666k
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Okay so clearly Iāve underestimated y'all
So how about we make this more interesting?
I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022
Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night
OP I hope you are ready to practice some self care because if thereās one thing the gremlins of tumblr love itās a challenge.
i normally hate these āoh noo donāt give me a ton of notesā posts but this one? this one i love.
posts that have 666k notes TO ME. and hopefully to you, too, OP. š
Letās all practice self care if this post hits the magic numberā¦
YALL HELP US
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Op telling us weāll never make it to 666k by the end of 2023 (only having to make it 2022 after all):
Us:
I was going to wait until y'all hit the mark, But I feel like I should say this now
When I made this post, it was supposed to be a joke
I mean, none of my posts ever get more than 20 notes if Iām lucky, so what are the odds of one reaching 666k? Impossible, haha
But then, something happened, something I didnāt expect
People actually began to⦠like it? And⦠reblog? And comment?
Before I knew it, my notifications were swarmed with comments after comments after reblogs after comments all on this one post
Then, still in the mindset of this being a joke, I realised Iād made the goal too easy, so I upped the stakes
But⦠the notes just got more frequent from there
And it started to hit me just what was happening
For a while, I was overwhelmed with a feeling
A feeling I wasnāt used to
It was like⦠all of a sudden⦠I matteredā¦
My existance was actually noteworthy
People actually⦠cared?
It wasnāt a game anymore, it was a race to assure a stranger on the Internet that they were actually worth something
Hundreds of people all gathering in one online place to help out
Leaving messages and well wishes
Making me smile
Making me laugh
Funny comments
Jokes
Fun facts
Even simple comments
It all suddenly felt so real
This was never a joke to you
This was important
And I wonāt let any of that go in vain
So⦠stay tuned I suppose
Iāll look after myself, and Iāll post proof of it too
Iāll catalogue every time I put my health first
Physical and mental
Iāll acknowledge my bad days and celebrate my good days
But most of all
I wonāt forget this
Any of this
Ever
(Tagging all the people in that screenshot)
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THIS ONE. REBLOG THIS ONE. LETāS GO SELF CARE 2023
I think the worst possible outcome of tumblr getting popular again would be twitter types registering complaints about being told to get devoured by swarms of ravenous bees over their lame opinions, and staff feeling an obligation to ban threats of violence or whatever.
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And I cannot continue acting as if I⦠as if I do not love you. Because I do. I love all of you. Even the parts that you believe are too dark and too shameful. Every scar. Every flaw. Every imperfection. I love you. You may think you are too damaged and too broken to ever allow yourself to be happy, but you can choose differently, Simon. You can choose to love me as much as I love you. That should not be up to anyone else. That cannot be up to anyone else. It can only be up to you.

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