1989 Nyc/mia Too Weird To Die...Too Rare To Live🇭🇹

I don’t even want my dick to be so good that women bite eachother and blame it for their coke addictions. That’s some real Monkey’s Paw type shit

I’m trying to imagine some pussy so good that I started smoking crack and I can’t wrap my mind around it.

That last one wowwwwwwwwwwww

What in the fuck is wrong here? I’m not understanding. How. Why.

Low self esteem, borderline mental illness possibly and too much time on their fucking hands.

Fatal Attraction type shit

Oh my fucking goodness

This went from sorta funny to someone straight up criminal shit. Im not having sex anymore, celibacy my new lifestyle. Holy shit

I’m…speechless

This ain’t it chiefs.

Reasons why I give trash dick

nah, this is crazy wtf.

I really didn’t think it could get worse but it in fact got worse

I honestly don’t know what to say😦

Nahhhh, that dick better have taken you to heaven and back cause there’s no way dick make you that……crazy?? erratic? 🙃🙃

Wow @ginascorpio88

This started good but at the end it gets abusive af and still blames the person with the dick like yikes.

Do better, Y’all.🙍🏾‍♂️

When a villain is completely justified

Part of why I love Black Panther so much is that the villain isn’t a cartoonish “bwa ha ha I shall destroy the planet!” character. He has a thought process you can follow and understand. He’s human.

^^^^

This is real #BOOST

I will always reblog

Also Freddy’s Frozen Custard and Steakburgers! Its a smaller fast food chain but they have a couple hundred locations across the US!! I think their website is freddysusa.com but I’m not sure

Aww

LMFAO

this will forever crack me up LMFAO

I really love this couple lmao

@vibraants0ul. U and yo husband asf

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