Tea and seats at the Edinburgh Fringe

£3.20 for tea, discount for your own cup. Loyalty scheme. Big cup if you take theirs. Do your own milk.

Front row about three inches higher than a standard seat. No footrest. Slight padding on bum.

Yurt. Make sure you're in the right place because FoH won't. Benches. Take a cushion. High, no foot rest.

Make sure you get the right Apex. Padded seat and back. Comfortable enough.

Aircon. Seats are fine (padded, fold up, raked. Good height)

A shipping container, but with aircon. 26° outside, at least 8° cooler in the box.

Seats as comfortable as can be expected. Pads, a little. Narrow.

Feel the wet in the air. Industrial dehumidifier needed here. Draped fabric hides the sweating walls.

Seats: grey, fold up. Fine.

50% chance of stool. 20% chance of sideways view.

Badly laid out. Restricted views from third row. Laminate moulded affairs. Wide, slidey.

Weird university ergonomic chairs. Bouncy backs that almost recline. Wide, spacious. Functional but loud air con.

Whole room chaise longue. Cushions. Sporadic drinks tables. Very decadent.

[don't know the official name, but it's the potterrow student union / Pleasance Dome one]

Not the cheapest tea, but they still do a discount for having your own vessel. They don't skimp on the milk, and they seem to be open late.

Potter Shop next door has a good array of confections at good prices.

Hotel conference chairs. Blue (?). Foam bums, comfortable enough.

Venue fold ups, a superior flavour. Feet perches in front and underneath. No uncomfortable bum position. Still zip tied.

Unnervingly tilted towards the front row. Narrow. Vinyl padding (net neutral: padding, but sweaty).

Precipitous. Chilly. Good padded seat. Not much room if you have more than a clutch bag.

Assuming you can find the venue and don't end up following the sign into the square: fold-up, zip-tied, forcing a serious s-curve into the spine (bum all the way back, out the hole) or an insouciant slouch.