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The Princess and the Pea

mutuals and I reblogging the same post back and forth

This is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen I love it.

It's so fucking unfair that Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, and Robert Pattinson have never been in a movie together where they all play the part of dirty little gremlin man that must go on a grand quest of some kind in which they spent the entire film arguing, lighting each other on fire, inexplicably dressing in drag to sneak into locations that welcome both men and women, and singing old sea shanties.

Remember to keep the Romance in mind this weekend.  Spend the night in a giant, spooky castle with your love interest.  Keep one light on in the tower at all times.   Make sure the bed has a canopy of diaphanous material that shapes can barely be made out through.  Leave a lit candle by the bedside.  Make sure something horrible lurks in the basement/attic and periodically makes distrurbing noises in the night.