what the fuuuuck man

The guy who called me the Whore of Babylon for teaching kids about Ancient Egypt as I stood there and nodded.

The woman who was deeply incensed that staff wouldn't open the cases so she could touch the organic objects.

The one guy who made me translate hieroglyphs on a stele for him, then was mad because it didn't say what he wanted it to say, and reported me for 'lying' to the public.

The parents who objected to the taxidermied animals having taxidermied genitalia because it was unseemly.

Those kids on a school trip who got on the floor in front of a mummy and started chanting 'we worship Ra' as their teacher desperately tried to get them to leave.

so for Guiding Light’s mechanic he basically starts with a Guiding Light familiar, flight, altered Blue Key, and The Mind. I’ll add stats tomorrow probably but he’s low health and can only take soul hearts.

Its altered Blue Key is named Hotel Key and instead of putting Blue Womb rooms in the way of special rooms, it puts special Hotel Rooms with Hotel enemies in the way. This happens for all special rooms, but is guaranteed to drop a pickup upon completion.