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That’s so cool! I love polar bears! I want one! You think they’ll let me take one home? A giraffe? I wanna feed it. I wanna feed a fucking giraffe.

I don't think they'd let you take it home... It'd be nice, wouldn't it? You must be pretty fucking high right now, huh? Maybe if you act like an excited five year old, they'll pick you to help feed the giraffe.

They have polar bears? Sick! I’ll probably go tomorrow. Skip school to see some cool ass polar bears.

Yeah! They float on their backs and everything! They have giraffes too! They don't really do shit but still...It's a giraffe. 

Clearly I was, yes. I need to go one day.

You really do! My three year old has gone before you, there's something wrong here.

I haven’t been to a zoo since I was ten.

You are missing out, my friend. The zoo is a magical place. Go see the fucking polar bears. 

I’ve never gone to the zoo.

You have never gone to the zoo? I don't understand... You were a deprived child, clearly.

Yes it is. Just find some sophmore girl and done.

...See, sophomores sound kind of sloppy. Seniors or celibacy, I think.

Do you have to pass your classes?

If I want to get out of high school, yeah.

I don’t have a Macbook so I wouldn’t know…

The lighting's good so I probably won't have any issues.

Did you do something about that didn’t-have-sex-for-almost-three-years thing? If not, then you shouldn’t be doing any fucking assignments.

No, I haven't done anything about the didn't-have-sex-for-almost-three-years thing... It's not that easy.

Can’t you just forget about the assignments and have some fun? You sound like you could use it, honestly.

Fun would be nice but how will fun help me pass these classes, right?