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Sorry, were you talking? -- Oops, I forgot. I don't care.

You wanna know my absolute favorite thing in the whole world? Seein’ 13 year olds walking around with fuckin’ flower crowns and Metallica t-shirts that I’m positive they got off the clearance rack at Forever 21. Really gets me going. I’m so, so tempted to ask them where Coachella is, because that’s the only place where that attire is acceptable,and even then, it’s borderline questionable, whenever I spot one of the elusive pre-teen girls, but then I realize the only way they’d get into Coachella is if their minivan-driving moms chaperoned them, and they’d probably have to put aside months of Pilates classes and not invest in that brand-new juicer they’ve heard so much about to pay for the tickets. I’ve probably gotten a bit carried away, but I can’t help it. I’m on a roll now. There’s really nothing like daydreaming about the mysterious life of a white middle class family to spice up a Wednesday.

I woke up with a handcuff on my ankle and I don't know how to feel about this.

Ferguson.

It's frowned upon to drink on Sundays when you have school the next morning...yet it's also frowned upon to snort cocaine in the girl's bathroom. Although, it is Sunday Funday...and I have snorted cocaine in the girls bathroom. So, I guess I'll get drunk anyways.

Have any of you been to the zoo lately? I went today, I forgot how great the zoo is. 

I've slept for over 24 hours..and I feel pretty good about it, honestly. 

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