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You know that’s when being self centered totally make you look like an idiot considering my dad’s been dead for a total of, what, 4 years now? You’re not that much of an observant one now are you there? I actually should ask your mom. But I’m pretty sure she’s aware of her husband’s infidelity. I actually applaud her for staying, I mean considering word on road is she’s fucking Mrs. Johann’s pool boy one Tuesdays and Thursday. I mean if you horny you got to get it in where you can, so tell your mother she’s so great for it. Stay with her money supply, and have a dick supply on the side. I see that’s where you got your morals from. But thats not much of my concern love. You do you.

Has he, really? Oh...that's right. He's the one that got shot, right? I don't feel the need to be observant when it comes to people I truly do not give two shits about. I'm pretty sure I told you she was are. I guess while I work on my observing skills you need to work on your hearing ones. You lack in listening. You'd think you'd learn by now, but I guess that's a side effect from being illegally blonde. My mom actually stays home Tuesdays and Thursdays for a book club she has, but nice way of trying to make her look dumb. What goes around comes around. You'd know all of that, right? Learning from experience is a good thing, Roxanne. I'm proud of you.

Who said I sleep at night? You can’t sit here and make assumptions just because in your tiny head you’re queen of whatever world you live in. It’s just heart breaking that you’d admit to being satanic when you just said god was awarding for you. I mean god might ask, but the devil demands. Sad how you let him win, heart wrenching, really. Since I am the Pharaoh, doesn’t really matter what you want, I could have your head chopped off in a matter of seconds. So you might as well go take a seat in a corner and rethink about your life.

It's nearly impossible for someone not to sleep at all. Although, you did say at night, but I'm pretty sure you do considering you've been up all this time. I can make assumptions all I want I'm perfectly capable. Aw, yeah. I didn't say god was awarding me in specific, but I'm going to let you go on about that one because it's hilarious how right you are. Right? Completely heart wrenching, No harm no foul, anyway. Drake, this isn't Ancient Egypt and there's no such thing as a Pharaoh living at the moment. I mean, I'm glad you're involved in your studies, but I think you're in too deep. So, you should kindly take your own advice and rethink your life. It only makes sense.

Oh just because you think you can dismiss me, allow me to keep talking to you. I tend to forget that since you don’t get enough love from your parents you require the attention and recognition from those around. I hate that I forget that. How is your dad anyway? I hear he’s still sleeping with your gardener. Mom must not like that one now does she?

That's fine. I mean, speak to me at your own risk I'd beware though. We all know how the fight ended between you and I the last time. You look way better with tears in your eyes than without. I have no problem with that happening once again. I get enough attention as it is, but sure go on. Aw, I love how you think that affects me. I actually praise my dad for it. Sucks for my mom, huh? She must live a horrible life, but why don't you go ask her yourself? Or maybe your father? High school sweethearts were they? I heard he's still obsessing over my mother kind of like you do over me. I guess it runs in the family.

Then do yourself a favor and stop speaking. I don’t like you, you don’t like me. Leave it at that Maia. 

You obviously didn't get the message. The whole point of the more I talk to you thing was for you to shut the fuck up. So, take your own advice yeah? You're dismissed now.

It really does. I’m just about to start carrying around a bag of water bottles and throwing them at these girls, I swear the thirst is real.

Oh, shit. I'd love to see that happen. I don't get it like do they not understand that the thirst won't get them anywhere? Anyway, I'm sure no one wants to fuck a girl with cob webs up her pussy. They need to relax.

You know, my IQ is probably much higher than yours. But I won’t point out the faults of you trying to tear down other’s self esteem to power your own. And honestly, I could ask have you always been a snotty little slut but why waste my time and breath by disrespecting you in such a manner? You should go have a nice day and do something productive with your life, miss. 

Right. In what world? Actually, by saying you won't point it out you kind of already did so before you speak try to think a bit, y'know? Just not too much because you'll fuck us all up. Snotty little slut? You really need to work on all of your insults. Besides, I feel like the more I talk to you the less I think of you if that's even possible. You cause me to lose more brain cells than weed ever will.

Who the actual fuck said it was ok to leave the house with your junk out? I just want to know. 

I don't know, but all of this needs to be stopped immediately.

No, usually I am right, you just can’t accept that you are wrong. Well, I’m glad that you noticed you are a bitch, it would be pretty upsetting if you didn’t know, and someone you loved dearly told you. Do you mean “gone” as in high, or you are banishing me? If you banish me, would you mind banishing me with Beyonce or someone who’s at least hot and has a nice body. Someone who’s the exact opposite of you if that makes it any easier for you. Since you know banishing happened in Ancient Egypt, and I am the Pharaoh in this bitch I ask that you bury a few girls that are hot as hell so I can take them with me to the next life. 

Not really, but as I said before whatever helps you sleep through the night. Oh, no the thing is I don't love anyone dearly and I don't think it'd make a difference. What part of fills my satanic soul with joy did you not understand? You don't know what I meant by gone? You should feel ashamed of yourself. Use context clues. I would except now that you've asked and such I'm going to say no. Oops. You tried, though. I'll give you some credit for that and because you payed attention in World History.

Be glad someone bothered to speak to you civilly. I could’ve simply replied with a single word and went about my day. But then again, I’m thinking that’s all you’re used to. And though that was far from a “blonde moment”, to answer your question, if you open your eyes I’m a brunette. I’ve always been a brunette.

Wait. You're thinking? Wow, that's a first. Although, try not to think so hard because I'm sure we're all better off if you didn't think at all. I asked if you're naturally blonde asking if you were born with the hair color. Who knows? You could've died your hair. Seeing as you do act like you have no common sense I'm positive it was appropriate to ask so get over it. Always been a brunette? Huh. Who would've thought?

It’s probably both. I prefer to see it as he knows that the munchies are kicking my ass and he feels my pain. But that’s just me.

I didn't ask for all of that, but I guess that's good to know. I mean, that's part of why I said he really knows you could use it, but I wasn't expecting everyone to catch on. You are naturally blonde, right? Or no?

I like to think you are the little bitch here, but I might be wrong. Though, I like to think I am always right, just because you seem to think you are queen around here doesn’t mean you’ll become queen of the US, and if you did I might just fly my happy ass to New York and jump into the Niagara Falls or become a suicide terrorist. You can feel however you want about me, doesn’t have any effect on me. 

Usually, you are wrong except I also like to think I'm a little bitch. It kind of fills my satanic soul to know people despise me because of my bitchy ways. Right. Whatever allows you to sleep at night, Drake. Just know you don't have very long until you're gone if you know what I mean. Aw, look who's learned so much since middle school. Great job I really am impressed.

I wouldn’t get on my knees for you. 

I was worried they'll be little bitches like you, but that's fine. It's either life imprisonment or banishment. Depends on how I feel about you and you and I have a pretty good idea on how I feel about you.

I know. He's like secondhand God and he knows what the business is. I don't see why the congress are acting like such pricks. Stupid white people. When I become queen of the US, I got all of you with legalized weed, but I'm going to make people beg for it first...like, getting on their knees. 

God would award you for smoking weed?

I don't know. Didn't they tell you God would smoke weed in school? Idiot. Oh, wait...that was Obama. Wow. I don't even know what the fuck I'm saying.