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I'm gonna be honest, Huffer isn't a very big nickname fan, he's more of a 'call you by your middle or first name always.. sometimes even your last name just to egg you on', sort of guy. But if he were to call you one, it'd be: Honey Dearest... But see, that one is reserved solely for special occasions, such as your birthday, so cherish it when it's said.
PDA..? ...Eh. Yeah sure, he likes nice long walks on the beach with your hand held tightly in his just as much as anyone else would. It's just... he hates people. So he'd much prefer it if those tender little moments between the two of you were kept behind closed doors rather than being flaunted for everyone to see... He feels they're more special that way, too. See, the way he views it is that he has something to look forward to all day, he can practically feel the excitement begin to weld in his chassis whenever the time for you to return draws near or whenever he's about to finish up whatever he's up to so he can finally spend some time with you. That way, when he does see you again, he's more than just longing for love, he's practically on his hands and knees begging you for attention. In his opinion, that kind of affection is far too underrated, it makes your time together all the more special, don't cha think?
Huffer would love to sing praises to you all day, however, he's a bit bad with words.. so he tends to do little acts of service for you instead. They're usually something pampery, like giving you a nice scalp massage, preparing a steamy, bubbly bath as soon as you walk through the door and bathing you after a long, tiring day, and cooking you meals whenever he feels you haven't eaten enough. He doesn't even ask if you haven't eaten, he just knows. You have no idea how, but he does, always. It's like he can sense the guilt on you or something. And sometimes, only occasionally, he might even take the time to press gentle kisses all along your entire body, just to make sure you feel loved and cherished. He may not be good with words, but his actions speak volumes.
Huffer has mixed feelings about cuddling, on one hand, he adores the attention, on another, it makes him feel kind of trapped. He's a mech that rarely isn't keeping himself busy, so when he settles down, he's very hard to get to truly settled down, if you know what I mean. He'll always be thinking of more things to do, more things to improve the quality of life of his fellow Autobots and his love, you. So you might have to really try to simmer him down with some cheek scratches and a neck massage to get him to stay still.. but after that? He'll be putty in your hands.
He doesn't care about what position you two cuddle in at all, nor does he have a favorite. Just so long as you're in his arms, he doesn't mind one bit.
What does he do in his downtime? When does he have downtime? If he isn't actively working on something mission related, then he's tinkering on something to give to you, and if he's not doing either of those, then he's pestering you, and that's a full time job, you know? Who else is going to aggravate you by constantly yammering on about how you should take a break while you're taking a break just because you aren't focusing solely on him, someone has to do it! Someone has to irritate you! If he has to deal with stuff like that all the time from you, then by golly, so do you!
Little tokens of affection, huh? Hmm.. well, he does that a few times a month, usually in gift form. He'll bring you something small he thinks you'll like and simply lay it on the counter next to you, give you a head pat, then go off about his business. Usually it's something like a pretty tulip (He's very partial to those flowers in particular.. for whatever reason. Specifically the pink ones, he thinks they're gorgeous and for some reason, they remind him of you.) he found or a small indulgent treat like a piece of candy or a small box of chocolates... Just things he knows you'll like to show he cares, especially if he hasn't talked to you for a while that day.
He's pissy at you? What's new? He's always poutin' and gripein' on about somethin'... Not that it bothers you any, you know that's just how he is and that it's usually all in good fun, but still. If he's truly entirely 100% pissy at you.. good luck. Because he'll give you full on silent treatment, to the point that any time you try to track him down, he'll simply leave the room before you even get the chance to speak with him. (Sometimes he might linger around for a little while, just to feel your presence near him. He may be mad at you, but Primus, does he love and miss you.. even if you've only been away for a few hours.) Not to worry though, later that night he'll still come wandering back to the habsuite, climb onto the berth, and wrap his arms tightly around you... Then you can tell him you're sorry and I guarantee you, he'll forgive you... Especially if you throw in a small kiss on his hand, he likes those.
Huffer isn't a very jealous mech.. mostly because he's so clingy that no one ever gets the chance to hang out with you without him present. But if he were to get jealous, which on rare occasion, he does, he'll pull you aside and tell you. He'll even go out of his way to explain why in hopes you'll be able to help ease his tensions. Ironically enough, the usually reclusive mech shares just about everything with you. After all, he does consider you his one true mate, it makes sense to him!
Huffer is possessive, for certain. He's not too protective, he understands you can care for yourself. However, should you need him, he's always there. But if anyone so much as lays their hands on you, he's right behind them ready to knock their asses to the ground with a metal beam. To combat his overwhelming neediness, you can make him some kind of food, really anything but preferably something desserty that's not too terribly sweet.. that'll knock any rubbish, self deprecating thoughts right out of his system.
"They can hang out around you all they want, Y/N, but you made me something special, food. Making someone a little gift to show your appreciation or adoration is one thing, but cooking them an entire meal just to ensure they've eaten? That's a whole different ordeal. I don't see them getting special miniature cakes with little icing smileys on top. I'm still.. the favorite."
..You're sad? Why? Was it someone's smart ass mouth, he'll kick their fraggin' aft- Oh, you're just sad? Well, that's okay, he'll help you out. Expect snuggles and hugs, kisses all across your face and and the top of your head, and a day filled to the brim with personal attention. He'll make you nice happy foods (your favorite ones), do all your favorite things, and if you need, he'll even get rid of anything that brings you sorrow. Just take your time to feel joyous again, yeah? He doesn't care how long it takes, he understands sadness, that's a song of misery he's long swayed to.. but know that he's here for you, okay? And he loves you dearly, you're his dearest honey... his life, and he wouldn't have it any other way.. remember that.
OH PRIMUS, YOU'RE SICK!? HOW!? WHAT!? He goes into full fledged panic mode and literally brings anything and everything you could ever possibly need into your shared habsuite. There's no way in hell he's letting you leave that berth, not unless you gotta piss or something, so you can just forget it! Ratchet gets called immediately and is brought into a house of horrors, flu and cold medications are thrown about, heating pads, cooling presses, and so many cans of soups are strewn about left and right, even a grocery store's jaw would be floored. And to top it all off, there sits a nervous mech practically trembling at the thought of you leaving him, holding up many different cans of soups, asking you which you feel you need the most right now. It's easy to say that Huffer was given a nice tall glass of beer and a lengthy rundown of what's actually wrong so he can chill out. And yes, that includes all possibilities of casualty... Hey, at least he cares about you! The good news is that he's a very good caregiver, very attentive.. Nevertheless, he still has Ratchet come in once a day just to make sure he's doing it right. You'll be better in no time, no worries!
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Ew, fall. Too many leaves, too much pollen, no birds to eat the remaining bugs.. (He complains even though most of them are gone, that they get replaced by even weirder bugs.. he isn't wrong. Valid point.) And too many annoying brats having fun during the fall season.. including you.. He of course says that lovingly and looks away to hide his soften expression, can't have you thinking he's a lover boy or something.
Despite his complaints, if you do ever mention to him that you're going to do an Autumn activity, he will accompany you. Even if he isn't invited, he will invite himself as he complains non-stop about having to go. (He doesn't have to, he wants to, he loves you and he wants to spend time with you.. he just doesn't want you to know that.)
"No, no, I have to go. Who else is going to be able to shaperon you? Oh, don't give me that, like anyone knows your shenanigans like me, no one knows you as good as me. What if you get injured? No, I'm going, I have to." He announces with a huff as he goes to start getting ready for your make shift date, such a man child.
Despite his complaints about going, he quite likes any fall activity you had planned for you (secretly for you both but you make him invite himself sometimes just to tease him.. He's aware of it, it annoys him.). Hell, you've even heard him laugh openly a few times. The more you go out with him, the more open he slowly becomes with you.
(He makes sure to always bring any medical gear you may ever need though, he's very protective. He keeps it hidden in his chassis. Wouldn't want his sparkmate to get hurt, now would he?)
It could be anything, any fall like date (or in general date) at all and he'd still have fun as long as you were there. Actually, he eventually admits to you that he looks forward to your little excursions, it's one of the only things he really enjoys doing on this planet.. That's a massive compliment coming from Mr. fussy pants himself.
You eventually try to convince him to do arts and crafts with you and after much debate, he gives in and agrees. He claims to not enjoy it, but he keeps anything you made for him in his special stuff area on his counter in his habsuite. (It's all stuff you've made for him up there.. and his favorite lucky gun, which you still make fun of him for thinking it's lucky.)
He might humor you occasionally if you flat out ask him on a fall date.. only sometimes though, if his busy schedule will allow. (It always does, he'll make it allow it if he has to. He might even call in some favors he's accumulated over the years if needed.) He'd love to go apple picking with you.. maybe even picking out a pumpkin and carving one for each other, which he very nervously offers when you ask him what he wants to do this fall. Such a cutie.
"I mean, of course, if you want to. I'm just suggesting it because I think you'll like it, with your lovey dovey additude and all.. We don't have to do it at all, in fact, I think it's kind of stupid... Alright, no I don't. I want to do it with you.. please?" He asks softly, as his steering wheel nervously moves side to side just barely veering off the line a bit before he turns it towards the other direction and vise versa, over and over again.
Give him cuddles and a fall movie day and you've got yourself a giant purring tamed cybertronian. He'll be your's all evening and night and willing to do whatever you want later. He'll just shove his face into your stomach and purr loudly, almost overheating from how flustered he is, steam literally coming from his vents. He always hides his face when he purrs, he doesn't want you to see his giant goofy smile and his nervous expression, it'd ruin his "bad boy persona". Though your stomach does vibrate from all the engine roaring he's doing, it's more like a massage than anything, so it's kind of nice.
He does go to the Halloween party with you and complains about how stupid it is as you both go to it, but he goes for you. Eventually he will just quietly pull you aside and ask to just have some time alone with you this Halloween instead, which you do for your handsome bot, and he leads you to his berth which is absolutely covered in Halloween plushies, cute fall plushies, snacks, scented candles, candies, Halloween baskets filled with goodies, perfumes, and even some expensive jewelry.
"Just wanted to make sure you had a good holiday, sweetie." He remarks proudly in response to your happy little face.
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thought about soundwave's neck and how he might keep it safe like a turtle 🐢
was thinking about this because often his neck is hidden or only slightly visible in g1, making him look extra blocky. i just think it's neat if he would do that to protect his neck, which would be a vulnerable spot
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Can we get more Huffer upgrade kits please. I saw that someone made a IDW Pipes conversion for Kingdom Pipes and I got jealous because Huffer only has like, gap fillers, thats it. 🙏