tbh Hayden

We really used to ask teachers if we could drink water.......what the fuck was that

Or to use the bathroom and they really said "no❤️"

Reblog if you just wanna fuck the shit outta somebody like right now…or maybe just have them fuck you to sleep 😏

Take turns till we both fall asleep snuggled up 🥰

Flirt with me wtf

This is somehow more frightening than if he were in the distance

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

i think about this too often

In the near future, you are making dinner because you are about to meet your girlfriend’s dad for the first time. All you have in the kitchen is cooked frozen steaks. In walks your girlfriend and her dad, Gordon Ramsey.

This isn’t a prompt, this a fully finished horror story

the horror story is about how my girlfriend needs to leave immediately because i’m going to fuck her dad

men are not “helping out” when they take care of their children… they’re taking care of their children.

Men literally go viral for brushing their daughter’s hair. That’s where the bar is.

i should have acted out in school more none of the consequences mattered actually 

i think about this too often

Also me @ me: watch me, bitch