Hi.

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

White Boy Summer

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Edward Cullen energy

what does that mean?

I'm so old i remember when people liked using Windows

Digital painting by Cassie Allis

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

ive been moving in silence, making big changes. doesnt matter what, that was me

i hate having an email job. the hell is a gantt chart. i'll kill you

every hour on the hour im shooting hot loads on accident. zero arousal, no erection, no frills, just straight ropes for no reason.

this shit is something to me man. i love you