Hi.

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

not what he said!!

We will we will fuck you

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

Why the fuck he look like that.

cause I’m turnt the fuck up bitch next question

out of all the posts on my account to get a mature content warning how is this still up

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

us nightblogging together the summer of 2011