i created this blog for a meme but i became quickly attached to the characters i created for it and now i want to make more. so i will probably keep making posts with this one. and also @tauros-bones. asks r on btw

wait why can you buy "fresh water" from a vending machine. thats not fresh. thats been there for days. unless youre telling me they milked the water right from the vending machine itself right before dispensing it

i dont think i want to drink fresh water anymore

what are you afraid of a little piss? youre afraid to drink a little piss? you dont want to drink the delicious refreshing piss?

it is not "punk" to shiny hunt. it is not "punk" to level your pokémon through the daycare. it is not "punk" to EV train on low-level mon. the only thing it is """PUNK""" to do is hang out with dark types and poison types in abandoned hotels

if you think about it its kind of punk to drink unpasteurized moo moo milk

university of hammerlocke rejected my dissertation about my hypothesized "cock type". i have no idea why

they CLAIM it's because i don't go to HLU but i think they're just trying to censor the truth

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

PLEASE be more careful when catching pokémon???

i don't need to be careful i have rotom. whom you have still not apologized to. just btw

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

I THOUGHT THAG POST WAS A JOKE DID YOU ACTUALLY DO THAT??? also: how come your rotom phone couldn't send them that dissertation if it's so useful huh

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

WHY DID YOU FALL OFF A CLIFF??? WHAG SCENARIO WERE YOU IN THAT CAUSED YOU TO FALL OF A CLIFF??? WHY DIDNXMT YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS??? WHAT??? HIH????I'M GLAD YOURE OKAY BUT WHUH???

i was in a serious hurry to deliver my penis dissertation to hammerlocke university.

i just don't think my phone needs a rotom! or any phone, for that matter! to me i feel like rotom tech is just another one of those things that someone pitched to a bunch of big tech companies as the future of technology, and a bunch of out-of-touch CEOs thought it sounded impressive and poured a bunch of money into it without actually knowing what to do with it or how it can solve any problems, so now they're just cramming it into everything they can and shoving it into our faces to get their money's worth and not look like a bunch of fools to their investors

i fell off a cliff last week and my rotom phone saved me asshole

rapidash is kind of a redundant name huh

and not even very descriptive either. its two defining features are Fire and Horse and you don't name it after either of those things? you just call it Fast Run?