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i heard Hannibal Lecter went gay…. #CalledIt!!!!

I wonder if Id be legally in the wrong if i broke into a serial killers house… no one answer this btw. I want to have some plausible deniability if it does turn out to be illegal

every time someone tries to sue me i dedicate an article to them especially. You might think this is counterproductive but actually they end up obsessed with me because of my writing skills and no longer want to sue me so it all works out fine! many people could benefit from this strategy i think, in all fields of work

any rumours that i was set on fire and pushed down a hill in a burning wheelchair are LIES and Im honestly offended some of you believed that. Legally i can’t say what happened and should be staying under the radar but idc i can’t keep you guys in the dark ❤️ i would keep posting even under witness protection dont worry

Entered a crime scene under false pretences today! follow your dreams readers I’m proof they come true