here be cringe sediment

hey asshole! you lifted up the rock and now I have to scuttle! motherfucker!

the artist's tumblr is @sergedevries!

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

I think they look noticeably worse in person because they're surprisingly larger than pictures make them seem. A plain featureless rectangle that is wider than a regular car and moving at the speed of one is not something we're used to seeing. I've only ever witnessed a handful of cybertrucks, and each time I felt sudden revulsion and confusion at that fucking WALL on the road that appeared out of NOWHERE. WHAT IS THAT.