Grimhallowed

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

kill me four times, at least kiss me first

dungeon master dom who says "you can certainly try" when you ask to cum

dungeon master dom who says "there's only one way to find out" when you ask if they're sure you can take a big toy in you

dungeon master dom who sighs exasperatedly and says "are you sure you want to do that" when you're about to fuck around and find out

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.

damn girl nice lipstick you rockin it