Tatterdemalion Logic

Scott was a man then who looked like a boy with a face between handsome and pretty. He had very fair wavy hair, a high forehead, excited and friendly eyes and a delicate long-lipped Irish mouth that, on a girl, would have been the mouth of a beauty. His chin was well built and he had good ears and a handsome, almost beautiful, unmarked nose. This should not have added up to a pretty face, but that came from the coloring, the very fair hair and the mouth. The mouth worried you until you knew him and then it worried you more.

I mean, apparently Buttercup just sticks her hand to things to pick them up (S03E29 Criss Cross Crisis)

And in Oops, I Did it Again (s06E04B) the girls, when made without Chemical X, come out “normal” and do have fingers, feet, noses, and normal faces.

So like…when everyone in the show calls them “bug-eyed freaks,” “pumpkin heads,” etc, they legit mean the girls have big round heads, giant eyeballs, and stump limbs.

at first i thought maybe they could have tiny hooks at the end of the stumps that would snag onto surfaces, similar to cats tongues ( and yeah alright spiderman ) but the issue is that they probably wouldnt be effective for smoother surfaces

they could also have wrinkled pads like geckos feet that could cling to smoother things no problem, but then the problem is maintaining enough suction to actually lift an object and carry an object

i fear the solution may be something even Worse

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Originally posted by oursweetorangejune

Felis catus is your taxonomic nomenclature, An endothermic quadruped, carnivorous by nature; Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses. I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations, A singular development of cat communications That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection. A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents; You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance. And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion, It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion. O Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array. And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend, I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

“Well, it’s [season] time again, which means all the [age group] and [age group] go down to the [place to get food] with [some cloying thought/sensation about how fuckin’ good food often is] in their [body part]. I remember my first time at [food place] when I was a [younger of the two aforementioned age groups] with my [relative who is the older of the two aforementioned age groups]. It was [year], and [historical event that has no real relevance to the story or recipe] was [happening/just happened]. All the [ingrediens] at [food place] were a [adverb] [color], and we all talked like we were in a fucking children’s book. I couldn’t wait to go home with our bags full of [ingredients], and to [recipe verb] the [ingredients] in a [food container]. The smell still reminds me of [relative]’s house! All I ever thought about was food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and ingredients, food and”

[picture of a tree] [picture of a counter with ingredients artfully arranged all over the damn place] [about three more pictures just like the last one with only slight variations in composition]

[photo of the half-eaten dish on a fucking tree stump or something]

HYPERBASS FLUTE