Lizard

shmi and the force were in a sapphic relationship btw

that one live performance of iris with them playing in the pouring new york rain while fans are screaming? oh, oh baby.

Luke Skywalker put away his targeting computer to destroy the Death Star so I don't need AI to help me write an email.

oh its bad back there.

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal