“Awwww is this baby’s first fandom?”
And it’s me not wanting you to ship a father with his son 💔💔
I did NOT survive the FNaF trenches for this 😭💔
For a bit of a resume, I:
- lived through the era where everyone thought Bonnie was a girl because he was Indigo
- lived through the 2020 William Afton selfcest three-way era
- ALSO, SIMULTANEOUSLY survived the 2020 CC x Nightmare x Nightmare Fredbear threeway
- remember when CC was called Chris
- Remember everyone deciding there was a Terrance Afton, the “long lost twin to Michael”
- Saw when MatPat highkey was going crazy over who Golden Freddy’s spirit was
- Larped as a Sans fangirl (iykyk)
- Memorized the three different covers of “Stronger than you”
- had Undyne be my queer awakening (who didn’t tho)
- made asdf references up until 2023
- Witnessed MULTIPLE of the fanmade TodoBakuDeku animations
- Wrote and voiced NUMEROUS trashy Harry Potter fanfics (I no longer support jkr, that bitch can fuck herself)
- attempted to learn the ‘Hamilton Animatic’ art style
- learned the entire Hamilton Soundtrack by 11 years old
- used to daydream of myself to psychogirl songs
- speaking of psychogirl, I kept track of that ENTIRE lore
- Watched those trashy creepypasta amv slideshows on REPEAT
- used to write letters to slenderman begging him to make me a proxy
I WAS A FOUNDING FATHER. DON’T YOU TELL ME I DON’T KNOW FANDOM CULTURE. I AM FANDOM CULTURE.