Taszer

Y’Know what? Your life is YOURS to indulge in. Do your homework with friends, run bits at work, read smut on the treadmill. I’m so tired of pessimistic nihilism and people treating self denial like a virtue. Too much of a good thing can be bad but making things INTO good things is a divine gift.

Doing online work for a biology class at a desk inside on a beautiful summer day is a unique form of torture that can never fall into the wrong hands. Lemme go outside and eat and breathe the nature instead of breaking my nose in a textbook about it.

Shout out to my speech and debate coach. All she wanted was for me to learn about public speaking. Instead she has learned so much about the FIA’s history of reactionary safety. Get schooled Mrs. P

I just spent an evening learning that the correct way to watch the original Star Wars trilogy is by sitting next to someone who knows A LOT about Star Wars and listen intently as they say, “ that background was actually a painting.”, every other shot.

More people should ask me questions, I love answering. I’m an answerer. Someone asked me how an f1 engine works today and I started foaming and frothing.

What happens if Batman needs to pee? is there a zipper or is it a full-bladder-while-wearing-a-romper experience every time he knocks back too much sparkling cranberry rich ppl juice before hopping in the Batmobile.