What doesn't kill you gives you more XP

me: ..i have disconnected from technology..!..i am one with the earth plants trees..birds…modern civilization is just corporate control…look at the stars look how they shine for you 

if we’re mutuals, you are allowed to slip 1 (One) small lizard into my pocket if you see me at the farmer’s market

Using mamma’s ear as a blanket

Listen. please do Not make this tweet into a meme. this tweet is good and pure and hilarious all on its own do not make it suffer the same fate as spiders georg thank you

We’re bros

update hes entirely yellow now

hes crawlin all over the place checking it out

its happening

??? caterpie doesnt evolve into kakuna

whats he doing

its happening part 2 For Real This Time

chicken nugget using those advanced tactics balancing my man doesnt do anything halfway

i put on some tunez for him so he can get into the metamorphazone

hes been chillin like this for a couple days 

HES BUSTIN OUT

🐛 💤 💤

hes gone goth hes in his emoteen stage

CHICKEN NUGGET IS A CHICKEN WING NOW BABY WE HAVE LIFTOFF!!!!!

until you sell them