One of life’s great pleasures is letting your face completely drop to dead apathy after having to fake cheerful friendliness for some fuckass job

I’m actually really fun once you get to know me (takes 3-4 years).

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

i forgot what i was going to say but i bet it was good

many things wrong with me. well at least i'm bisexual.

lying in bed for an hour and a half after waking up should not pass time in my opinion

tiktokkers who film people in public should be locked into a birdcage and dangled from skyscrapers

btw the majority of your life will be lived as a adult. yeah i don't make the rules. go have fun in your 40s or 70s or whatever. no one expects you to accomplish everything at 17 or 27. you've got time and in the meantime get some life experience, it will pay off