Hard Times

I have no perception of time. I will be like "I have class in 2 hours... Do I have time to shower 🤔🤔"

The Watermelon one remains unmatched

my sister used this growing up and I STILL don’t understand the fucking eye on the bottle

yes i am smart. yes i am stupid. it’s called being flexible.

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

All i do is screenshot and forget it’s in my camera roll

I am not the same person I was 1 movie ago

do you ever look @ someone and think “i just want you to be happy always”