This is Tasches Life

i love this blooper

this is the most realistic queer dialogue ive ever seen

Important context: they’re married to each other.

NICE!

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

The worst part about this post??? People saying “with cheese!” Bitch cheese is literally in the word if it had no cheese it would be a dilla

in some places a quesadilla doesnt include cheese

You gotta date someone u can have fun at a grocery store with

I want to fall asleep on your chest and listen to the rain outside.

Stay loyal no matter the distance.

I was out with a bunch of people this weekend and this guy suddenly went “man I miss my wife” and went home. like…I want that

daydreaming about stuff that’s probably never going to happen is my favorite hobby

wanna nap on your chest and listen to your heartbeat.

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was