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@tascalisa

Hello world, My name is not important. I'm a 24 (soon to be 25) year old graduate student from Alabama w/ a fucked up mind, whose humor mainly consists of sarcasm and thinly veiled insults. I'm probably the most cynical, pessimistic person on the planet, so if you're looking to sadden your day you've come to the right place! :D

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here are some photos of me noticing a wasp nest

1st pic : lookin good

2nd pic: being artsy and looking away (looking at wasp nest)

3rd pic: fully understanding that there is indeed a wasp nest

4th pic: me being outtie

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Red Winter Sunset

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my cousin accidently texted me instead of his wife

cousin: guess who's got two thumbs, a dick, and wants to rub himself against you like a tom cat in heat? THIS GUY. [nude picture of said cousin pointing at himself with both thumbs and an erection]

cousin: oh fuck oh fuck

cousin: broomy oh fuck no don't look shut your eyes

me: I NEVER KNEW YOU FELT THIS WAY

me: OUR LOVE IS FORBIDDEN BUT STRONG

cousin: no please don't

me: COME, MY WILD AND YOWLING TOM CAT. COME AND TAKE ME FOR I AM YOURS FOREVER.

cousin: I hate you.

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Birmingham, Alabama

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AFUSDJIFHILWSUHDFLASUIJFKSIDF IT SQUEEKS

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OH MY GOD SOMEONE RESTART MY HEART.

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If you don’t feel well, take a look at this

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THIS IS PAINFULLY CUTE

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Frozen [Censored Edition]

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Finally! A clean version! I’m so glad I found this. I couldn’t believe the unsensored nonsense Disney had created

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I just pissed myself

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OH GOD THE ELSA PART IS THE BEST PART

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I'm back bitches!!!!!!!!!!

And I've started a YouTuve vlog. Just in case you wanna get to know me better.

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Perry Lakes Park near Marion, Alabama

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