♪(´ε｀ )

by disagreeing with me on this topic, you're aligning yourself with everyone else who disagrees with me, which includes the Chaos Death Cult, and they chaos kill people so....

we dont chaos kill that many people.

Yes, artist who has commissions open for everyone. I... I would like to commission you. I would like to commission... [sniffles] A picture of my character. [Inhales really sharply] Please. If that's okay. And i'd like you to draw her looking... [Wipes tears from eye] Looking... super cool and. And awesome [voice wobbles] Please. If you can. It's okay if you can't. It's okay if that's not alright. It's [Sniffles loudly] It's okay. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. You can use my money I'm giving you to beat me over the head until i am killed if you want

while you were busy jacking off & cumming hard. it rained outside beautifully

what do you think i was jacking off to...?

Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

Hey…. Hey… Character’s covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

Hey! Mario was just wondering. Could you'a put a vending machine here? In the middle of this crowded intersection?

Funniest tags (and I mean this with no animosity) you can get on OC art is “I don’t go here”. Like *takes long drag out of cigarette and stares into the middle distance in deep contemplation* does anyone…..

#MyDwindlingLifespan