It's a Frerard kind of night for me tonight.
Frank talking about Gerard:
āI knew Gerard as the comic-book artist, as Mikeyās creepy older brother,
and I remember meeting him at a party and thinking āWow, this kidās fucking radā and we just got along straight off the bat.ā
āOk so I wanted to write a blog this morning but when I got to the site all I could do was read all of Gerardās postsā¦. and think how in the fuck does he find the time??? The time to be in this band, write a comic, be a husband, and write hilarious reviews about reality tv?? Not to mention have the time to watch reality tv enough to be able to write hilarious reviews about it? Am I missing something? I mean really, not to mention his posts are fucking gripping, like you canāt put the computer screen down, in fear that you may miss the secrets of the universe revealed to you in the middle of his thoughts about the pick up artist2. My posts are bullshit in comparison. I dare say there have to be multiples, Gerard clones, or robots Iām not sure yet, all I know is that Gerard Way is way too productive for my comfort zone. Somethingās up and Iām too busy reading his blogs to find out what it is.ā
āThere is something magical that happens when Gerard enters a vocal booth, some of my favorite images Iāve ever captured are of him doing just this. He has the rare ability to convey emotion, ideas, and movement through his voice and It happens to please the ears quite a bit⦠he sings well⦠get it?ā
āThere is definitely an art to being a front man, and I think Gerard encompasses that. Certain people were born to do that.ā
āWe wouldnāt be able to replace Gerard.ā (After asked who he would choose to sing in case Gerard was sick.)
(talking to a fan) āI can forge Gerardās signature if you want.ā
āGerard is really sensitive, but very, very, very smart and sometimes people donāt get it, because heās not like school intelligent, heās just an idealist, heās like a genius.ā
āGerard, in my view, is the second coolest motherfucker on the Earth, second because Iām first and therefore cooler!ā
āGerard⦠well, heās just himself. We talk, we cry⦠and heās still Gerard Way.ā
āThat he can be a hero for kids these days, itās a little funny because I really know what heās like, you know, heās a huge nerd! But heās a smart motherfucker and has a lot to say and I can be cool with that; that thatās their hero.ā (Talking about G being named Hero of The Year by NME)
āGerard, this is probably widely known, but I will assure you, Gerard is as close to genius as you could possibly get.ā
āI remember going into Gerardās room one night, and he was reading this book on Hell, and we were talking about morality plays and weird minstrel things, and he was talking about how nobody has done things like that in the modern sense. And then it started to turn into something a little more personal. I donāt think Gerard cannot get attached to things, and itās hard for him to not want to tell a story, and thatās the artist and the author in him.ā
āItās really fun to get into a small studio and play a song that goes just like [plays] something like that and then have Gerard kinda - [smiles] to sing gibberish in a melody and I really like to work with those vocal melodies that he comes up with, to kinda support those melodies, so thatās my favorite thing to really do.ā
āI never expected it to be that easy or cut-and-dry. I mean itās Gerard, we would have given him a million chances. But heās very strong. Heās never slipped up. He tried to take Nyquil once and I smacked him.ā (about Gerardās rehab)
about kissing Gerard: āOh, god. [giggles] Theyāre slimy. Gerardās lips are slimy.ā
Host: You guys have a very loyal following. Why do you think that is? Whatās the secret?
Frank: Uhm.. I think honesty. And a little Gerard doesnāt hurt. Yeah⦠You spring a little bit of Gerard, and a little bit honesty. And you know maybe a hook here and there. A chorus slipped down underneath, stir it around⦠There you go.
āWeāve been closing with āCancerā on this tour, and weāve stripped it down so itās just Gerard and a piano, and I just kind of slink off to the side of the stage and watch Gerard sing it.ā
Gerard talking about Frank:
āI loved watching Frank on stage with Pencey Prep. Frank was always all over the place, like a total spazz and brought everything they did to life. My coherent thought was: this guyās a born performer, he was born to be on stage. So when we realized we needed another guitar, he was a natural choice.ā
āFrankās the master of the setlists. Well, he makes really good mixtapes, so he makes a great set and he thinks about everything. Heās great at it.ā
about kissing Frank: āItās in such a moment, and the adrenaline is so crazy. I donāt know. He- he doesnāt know, Iām sure. We donāt know! [laughs] We donāt know at all!ā
Interviewer: Actually, he said yours were slimy.
Gerard: He said mine were slimy? Oh, thatās ācause Iām singing!ā
āFrankās on the road with Leathermouth and Reggie and The Full Effect so you should go see them and get spit on. I know Leathermouth doesnāt have a record out yet, but Frank gave it to me in Mexico and I can easily say itās my favorite post-hardcore record of the year, so I know you will at least enjoy the songs if you donāt know the words.ā
āFrank is extremely passionate, headstrong, kind of rebellious individual but extremely loyal and honest. Heās the kind of guy that would do anything for his friends. Heād help you bury the body.ā
Gerard and Frank flirting/being cute:
Frank: (showing a t-shirt designed by a fan with Gerardās face on it, pretending he doesnāt recognize him) I donāt know who this dude is but-
Gerard: Heās very handsome!
Frank: Heās a handsome fella! And he has a very David Bowie feel. I think he looks really, really good on a t-shirt.
Ā Gerard: [To Frank] Aww, come here, baby!
[Puts arm round his shoulder]
Gerard: How ābout you, Frank?
Frank: Oh, Iām there, baby.
Gerard: (Talking about giving their action figures as gifts) Itās the present of me!
Host: Is there any better gift to give?
Ā Frank: You really have to love someone to smell them at their worst.
Gerard: Yeah! I get pretty gruesome, too.
Ā Host: Does Gerard sleep naked?
Frank: You did when you slept with me!
Frank: He told me it had to be that way.
Gerard: Iād just written Na Na and then I whipped it out, and we all started working on it together-
Frank: [giggles and looks at Gerard]
Gerard: I know, I realized- [smiles and blushes]
Interviewer: So you whipped it outā¦
Gerard: I whipped it out and then I realized what was happening⦠If Frank starts smiling, heās picking up something.
Ā Host: What happened when you kissed Frank on Saturday?
Gerard: Magic; Fireworksā¦I was just getting even with him.
Host: I donāt think we wanna know what he did to you.
Gerard: I was just feeling it tonight! (commenting on the kiss)
Gerard: I said to myself fuck art. It wasnāt doing anything for me, anything for people. I said to myself āLet me just go and -I guess- make musicā , I had never, like, really done it, so I didnāt know if I was going to be any good at it, I still donāt know if I am.
Frank: [smiles] Youāre very good at it, Gerard.
Gerard: [smiles back] Well, thank you.
Frank: Weāre a pretty sexy band. Look at Gerard, he can shake his ass. Hire us and he will shake his ass for you all. Heās bringing sexy back.
Gerard: It springs out of the fabric, like a flower. It looks⦠it just blooms out like a flower. Frank knows⦠heās seen itā¦. Iām a man, I aināt got no flower, you know what Iām saying? No flower⦠well [Frank] has seen it, and he says it looks like a flower. Heās probably right. (talking about his, uh.. dick.)
Gerard: To my extreme right in what youāll find to be an extreme deep v-neck shirt is Frank. [touches Frankās chest]
Frank: Iād date Gerard.
Gerard: HA! I looked hot as a chick.
Ā Gerard: Aww, look how damn nervous he was! Isnāt he adorable? Heās been practicing all day, I didnāt even know there was a beginning to that fucking song. I mean, Frankās just the most fucking adorable thing. Heās so cute.
Gerard: I just got a really cool t-shirt that says I love Frank Iero. Which I do.
(whilst watching an old interview that Gerard did)
Host [on video]: Bob, Frank, Mikey, and Ray are hanging on a cliff. You only have the time to save one. Who do you save?
Frank: (guessing what Gerard had answered) Mikey!
Gerard [on video]: Iād jump too.
Frank: AWW! [hugs Gerard] Very nice!
Gerard: Whoās a better friend than me! [laughs]
Frank: Thatās really good!
Gerard: [Frank] has a talent for being direct, which is what I love about him.
Gerard: Yeah, Frank is pretty sexy. Weāre all kinda sexy. Our fans definitely are.
Gerard: [onstage, talking to audience] You probably came with your best friend, or one of your best friends⦠I want you to turn to that motherfucker, grab him by the throat and say āYouāre my best fucking friend, and I would die for you!ā [Frank grabs Gerardās throat]
Stuff they do together/things that have happened to them:
Frank: We live on each other⦠weāre in each otherās faces.
Gerard: We sleep with each other.
Frank: Like, 24/7, yeah. I mean, thatās it. Itās us against the world.
Gerard: Me and Frank painted the set for āVampiresā together one night, and we got so high from the paint fumes, that we got really sick⦠we were up till the sun came up.Ā
When Iero enters the studio, Gerard greets him with a big smile and a high-five like he hasnāt seen him in years⦠(- from Alternative Press.)Ā
TheyĀ were sitting alone outside, in the dark, after a concert. A fan was leaving and they saw her and asked if she had a lighter: http://it-mightbe-love.tumblr.com/post/9821587469/this-would-have-been-an
Frank: We used to soak ourselves in fake blood and then we would wake up wet the next day still. Weād be all sticky, me and Gerard would wake up stuck to each other.
Frank: Gerard and I, after years of being fans, finally got to see Bright Eyes perform live. Such an inspiring set from an incredible band.Ā
Gerard: Me and Frankie got pulled over last night. Well, itās more like we got held up by four undercover SUV police. And they asked me TWICE if I was a vampire, Iām not even fucking kidding. That dude doesnāt even know how he made my year. And then they let us go, they said just drive a little slower. I said āokay dudeā and by the way, donāt ever call a cop ādudeā ācause they donāt like it.Ā
Frank: I knitted him a pair of socks, and rubbed his neck. He liked the socks.
(about what he gave to Gerard on his 30th birthday)
Frank: We all used to laugh at Gerard because he had these headphones that blocked out all sound. He called them his āShut the fuck upsā.
Gerard: What is this? Pink bunny ears? Well, as much as I know you want me to put these on, theyāll clash with my outfit. I do know my good friend Iero hereāll like them.
Gerard: [Frankās] used to being inside lockers!
(whilst watching the 97x 2004 video of Frank with red hair and a black mohawk)
Gerard: [giggles] You look wasted. And look at your hair! Who did that for you?
Frank: Uh, I donāt think I did that to myself, I look like a 13 year old punk chick.
Gerard: Yeah, pretty much!
Frank: [RE: when he was younger] Asshole. I was such an asshole! Uh, delinquent. I was told I was too intelligent for my own good but I donāt know about that. I didnāt like authority and this was at ten!
Gerard: Whoās to say youāre not like that now?
Gerard: 30ās not old. 30ās like the new 20.
Ā Ā Interviewer: Are you okay? You want some water?
Gerard: Um, Iām NOT okay.
Interviewer: Do you want water? Do you need the Heimlich maneuver?
Gerard: Why are you laughing at me, Frank?
Frank: āCause you canāt just drop the single like that. What are you, a rapper?
Frank: Yeah, he [Gerard] is too sassy for me too! (during a live chat in which a fan wrote āGerard is too sassy for meā)
Ā Gerard: I always wanted to be in musicals.
Frank: Everyoneās laughing at you!
Ā Gerard: [in high school] I didnāt get picked on or punched in the face, but I was definitely probably trying to be a lot cooler then I was. Probably tripped and fell a lot. For sure. And Frank was definitely aggro. Our personality-
Frank: *yells* What did you call me?
(Gerard and Frank yell back and forth, while everyone laughs at their bickering.)
Gerard: You see how aggro that was?!
Frank: I donāt go on quests. Thatās more of a Gerard thing.