honorary gay man award

pouring coca cola into a rare, sickly bird's mouth confidently and without doubt

Endless optimism is a foolish way to look at the world, unable to see the strife and suffering. Endless pessimism will never make anyone happy, especially not you. You need to take the good and the bad, the dark and the light, the full and the empty. Hummina hummina hummina

I'm gonna be 80 on my death bed still talking about muffy sis the carbs..

Don't forget to turn on the EXP share before the orgy starts bro

*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

Bro even the rocks in France be smoking