get taroted idiot

kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they’re also using chat gpt to do it

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

yall don't nap like i do

Arriving at my new wizard tower only to discover that when the real estate listing said "great and terrible", it meant not "impressive and horrifying", but "large and shitty".

I've been feeling groggy since I woke up but then I ate some cheese and it's like all my vigor returned. Blessed cheese. Thank you cheese

i bet an oil change would feel so good if you’re a car

they call me normal man on account of my normal nature

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

i know it goes against the thesis of this blog but wilson has such a fat fucking ass and i wanna hit that terminally

Does anyone else feel immense guilt for deciding to rest instead of being productive for one day of the week

you’re in her dms I’m at the lowest point of my life

people act like toads werent designed to be aimed at a person and thrown

you know what would pair well with this mango? a second mango