no life just purgatory

QUESTION 1: a segmented worm and a man are engaging in a knife fight. which one do you eat

knife

Damn tinkle winkle got deep

Isn’t that Po?

Does it matter?

I’m using this last picture as a reaction to everything 😭

As a Publishing Professional I can say that this is 10000% accurate, and I am a little concerned you’re just giving away all of our industry secrets on Tumblr.

I am a famousy awards-winning author of BOOKS and I endorse this post.

man…like please don’t make this bomb about yourself like why do we even have to say this anymore? stop saying ‘we’re fucked’ as you type this from your bedroom like please spare one shred of empathy for the people of Afghanistan that have been experiencing american terrorism for over 16 years

april fools jokes are supposed to be stupid things like “putting a different cereal in the wrong cereal box” not fake breaking up with people and tricking them into clicking on a screamer video causing a panic attack. please remember that april fools is supposed to be fun not anxiety inducing or traumatizing.