Perambulations

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

i need all the help i can get for finals

I could use some luck

the problem with genetically modified crops is not so much the genetic modification but the patenting of genetic codes (and crops in general) as a tool of maintaining agricultural imperialism, and for this reason I can't talk to most people about GMOs

The inability of farmers to save seeds from their own crops is an atrocity and needs to be fixed

the fact that the most popular use case is to allow indiscriminate drenching of glyphosate all over the crops as opposed to, I don't know, making them more nutritious or drought-tolerant or taste better or whatever. that's the thing that kills me. the fact that Monsanto also manufacturers RoundUp.

an ice cold beer topped with a scoop of vanilla ice cream. lying on top of the ice cream foam is a salted peanut. this is the angel. around him are sprinkles (his tears). this is "the angel's lament", my new cocktail