Fleas are scum

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

not to be negative but someone really spent all that time and energy cutting open a pomegranate and then gave it to a (cute) raccoon?

It’s called Love .

And him loves it

BRUH

Woah.

“And that’s why I have job security” Well played.

This is what American politics is like

This has happened to me before when I was in college at a frat party. This girl comes squeezing herself in between me and my friend and throws her arms around me. “Amanda, I am so glad you decided to come!” I was so confused and just figured she was drunk and mistaked me for someone else, until I saw the panic on her face. She leaned close and whispered that a guy was following her, was certain that he had put something in her drink and if I would please play along. I looked behind her and sure enough, some creep was watching her like a hawk. We invited her to hang out with us the rest of the night and even waited until her ride showed up just to make sure she was safe. Always look out for each other!

If you ever feel scared like this just come up to me like we have been friends since kindergarten, call me any name u can come up with ill play along.

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Stay together, stay safe

Reblog every time because there are new stories every time.

I’m gonna die

play by play comparison of him fucking up

She came for his whole LIFE

ITS TONGUEEE!!!!