joy of missing out

As a transsexual woman 👩 who has had multiple experiences ‼️ I have found 🔎 that the biggest block of cheese 🧀 is usually the one ☝️ that has the largest size 📈

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the disembodied gay fist blizzard tweeted for marriage equality was the earth elemental that killed garrosh

fuck you garrosh wasn’t homophobic ok? ok

he is, that’s why he died

no he did not i don’t recall that ever happening don’t spread this misinformation

I think constantly about marvel rivals. That game is fascinating. It’s the facade of a competitive shooter, designed to provide the feeling of being good at a shooter with none of the skill or effort. Because people want to be good at shooters, and THINK they’re good. They would be amazing if it wasn’t for (EXCUSE.) Marvel Rivals is made for them. There are hundreds of posts of people saying “I’m Rivals Grandmaster but in Overwatch Imm silver. Why?” and then you ask another two questions and it turns out the idea of taking high ground and using cover is entirely alien to them. it’s an insane video game. I actually think it’s brilliant. A perfectly crafted illusion.

Is Rivals just a really easy ladder to climb? (Like less penalties for losing comparatively) Or is the average player just that much worse?

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??