Tanisha Linklater

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

I’m pretty sure 90% of my mutuals dislike me

me

I made the post, so it’s me. Not you

you dumb bitch I meant I’m your mutual and I hate you. This is why we hate you

just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here

10/10 a good boy.

if you dont smile or feel at least slightly turned on after kissing your significant other then youre probably with the wrong person

everything is bothering me but i am being so brave about it

growing up with tumblr as your main social media literally does something to your brain

reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit