⊰∙∘☽ 𝕽𝖆𝖎𝖓𝖊 ☾∘∙⊱⋅

shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

Do you wanna go watch the sunlight pierce the leaves of the forest with me?

i was seeing all these little blue flowers everywhere and kept thinking "dang what are these bitches, i can't remember..." well guess what. they were fuckin forget-me-nots. can't believe i failed step fucking 1, the hot girls on iNaturalist are going to laugh at me and i'm gonna flunk out of hobby botany school.

ID: same image with the text "I forgor." End ID

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

executed for the crime of asking me stupid shit in this hot ass weather

sentencing will be carried out at dawn because it's the only time it isn't too facking hot to be out side