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#the effect to fx-quality ratio here is RIDICULOUS #this both scares me real bad and makes me feel real stupid for being scared (via @ducktoothcollection)

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

Every time I watch a one true king narrative these days I wonder to myself if the good king has an idiot fail son later that takes over

Reading up on politics before democracy became popular is so funny sometimes it’s just a never ending line of intermarrying and idiot fail sons with the occasional competent ruler and/or idiot fail daughter

the thing about supernatural is that the masculine codes these characters follow, the guidelines of manliness and dominance, are so restrictive and repressive and require so much cruelty and dearth of affection that a hug feels like a kiss on the mouth and basic kindness feels like a love confession

to be clear: this isn't a criticism of fans for seeing things that way. the other day @raouldechagnys said to me that like. if people are seeing the dean being nice to sad wet sickboy cas in early season eleven as gay, like, straight up just basic kindness, then that seems like a pretty low fucking bar. and i was like yeah but that was a dean winchester gayboy moment. the thing is: we're both right. that kind of extremely basic kindness is something that should be expected, it should be just normal, but it isn't among the protagonists of supernatural. like, when sam and dean react to cas trying to hug them both in reading is fundamental with "ew, gay as fuck to hug another man," which is like a baffling and honestly kinda mean denial of a basic act of platonic affection, it later transforms dean hugging cas into something, well, gay as fuck. because dean is frequently so cruel with his words (due to masculine norms eschewing kindness and requiring that dean display dominance over the men around him via humiliation), the basic kindness of like.... failing to mock his friend's choice of car becomes something so fraught and homoerotic as to require justification through violence (in this case, cas sick and recovering from rowena's attack dog spell). essentially, the fans are right: it is gay as hell when dean says nice things to cas, but only because the precedent that these codes of masculine conduct have set has placed the bar in hell

#an alternative take to the idea that Dean gets really clingy when he and Cas get together#He only THINKS he's being clingy and is desperately trying to reign it in#only for Cas (after months of wrestling with himself with it bc he can't ask for what he needs) to tentatively ask if they could maybe#you know#have a little more affection#in their romantic relationship#and Dean is caught off guard by the fact that an ammount of affection he thought was surely clingy and overbearing#is apparently not enough for Cas#and so he tries to let Cas be the one to set the pace for their relationship#And almost immediately ends up so overwhelmed and freaked out and angry that he has to actively restrain himself#from calling his own boyfriend a slur#and he has to like. Go sit down and think for a while because he's realizing he might have some serious issues

in a world which has been setup to foster parasocial relationships at every level, it is a revolutionary act to disengage from being a lover or a hater and simply not know anything about anyone