They've got these ready made pizza dough things at the store! We grab one of those bad boys and ALL the burger fixings. Then go buck wild with it! This might turn out gross or ingenius. There's a spot that made these pot roast pizzas and dude...DUDE! It was fire!!

The only bad thing that could happen would be if we burned it. But pizza is good. Burgers are good. Bacon is extra good. I see no downside, dude. POT ROAST PIZZA? Where can we get our hands on that one???

You're not hallucinating dude, I promise. It's really me. Surprise!

Your wish is my command. Have at it!

Yeah, the armpit of America. You called it hot and smelly and that's where my brain went. You know you've missed me.

@talkwithfinnhudson: That's shocking. I would have bet someone you slept with would have gotten you into some trouble by this point.

Just that the kind of people I'm sure you hang around aren't the best and I'm surprised you aren't in jail.

For a pet? Maybe. I could see someone using it for a dog or something. Okay, good. I'm glad you're doing okay. How long have you been back? I'm doing okay. I'm in my senior year at Yale.

Drizzle feels more like a cat name to me. Or a bearded dragon. That would be cool.

talkwithfinnhudson said: I think it would balance out your head more.

I think since the bottom half of your head is heavier because of the extra hair you need to shave some off the side up top. You can do a fauxhawk and still keep the beard.

They made Beetlejuice into a musical? What?! @talkwithfinnhudson

How about we start with the soundtrack and then once I get enough money saved up, I'll come up there to the armpit of America and see the show.

I feel like I'm seeing things, dude. Are you sure you're not a zombie? Like, I mourned you, man.

I'm about 90% sure I'm not a zombie. Nothing has fallen off yet so I think I'm in the clear. But, yeah, I know. I'm sorry I couldn't get the word out before a whole funeral happened. Taking care of animals? What kind of animals?