— All I ever wanted was to be enough for you.

Kurt: Can't even be sly or subtle about it.

Blaine: I almost answered with 'thongs' as a joke, and now I'm really glad that I didn't...

Can I just say, the weird spelling with extra letters for their kids just seems like extra work for no reason besides to look creative? But it's the most lazy and boring way to be creative, I swear. Brynleigh? What is that?! I'm adding to the judgement pool on that alone. I also don't understand why anyone would congratulate a dad for 'babysitting' when he's supposed to be the dad. The straights aren't okay, and it shows, and the more I hear about how ridiculous they are the more uncomfortable I get being around them. Is that weird? That's probably weird. But they're also weird for the two-faced drama they create for themselves because they have nothing going on and it shows. At least, out of everything that goes on at your job, it isn't boring! And I appreciate the read, so thank you. Is this drawing going on the fridge?

That would be the logical side of any argument! But in the fashion world? Logic doesn't always connect. It's about reputation in more than just what you make for yourself in talent. It's about making everyone else look good, especially your bosses. And if you don't look the part that represents your boss, then everything can go south and it's a total mess. High stress. And yet I love it. Can't get enough.

I would never put an umbrella on a hat! Absolutely not! I was thinking, it could be similar to sunglasses? When you step outside, they darken from the UV rays, keep you shaded. But once inside, they lighten again. Maybe they could also change colors!? Oh my god! I can picture it now! This is going to be huge! It sounds like a good idea, right? This isn't just me getting over enthused about something that's actually silly?

It really is! I keep misspelling all these names, and that's saying something because one of my childhood besties from across the street was named Brynlee. I always thought that was a little extra, but somehow these parents managed to surpass that... And for the record, the straight ones the weird ones as far as I'm concerned, not us. Calling it babysitting when it's your own child is not okay, and neither is this two-faced behaviour. You know I love reality TV, but it's slightly disturbing when people around you behave like that in real life. Well, it's drama camp — it's impossible to be boring. I hope I didn't write too much, though! And yes, it absolutely is. She drew me as Prince Eric with a red-haired merman and all of the kids as colourful fish, and it's adorable.

Well, worst-case scenario, we'll just cover you from head to toe in foundation to hide your terrible sunburn. But we're not going to let it get that far, and you're going to look as flawless as ever. And if you ask me, you being brave enough to face all of this stress of the fashion world is just an extra reason for us to bring out the good wine and cheese.

I know, I know. It's fun picturing it, though, even though it would look absolutely ridiculous. But Kurt, that is genius. Seriously. I mean it. It's not silly at all and I genuinely think this could be very successful.

Oooooooooooooh!! And that was a whole lot of letters there but I did understand Freud! That's the old guy who said people are in love with their moms and dads? Who knows with Coop. Since he's doing research on the midwest he might pay actual attention to me. I might not know what to do if he acts like Egon inspecting someone to make sure they're not a ghost. Does drama camp have actual camping? I picture it as non stop plays or rehearsals! There's a theater camp movie due out next month. We should watch it! The food album can have songs for the holidays! You've gotta have a Thanksgiving and Christmas one! Valentines can have a romantic tone but it's about chocolate-covered strawberries or adding chocolate and whipped cream onto yourself for your sweetheart. Huzzah for the A/C! That whole city must reek of armpits and crotch.

Oh, come on, I'm sure you've had apple strudel before! And yes, that's the one. He was... one of a kind, that's for sure. I sure hope that he'll pay attention to you, but you just never know with him. Oh God, please don't give him any ideas, though... It can! I went to drama camp quite a few times as a kid, but we slept in cabins. This one in New York is a day camp, so the kids just get dropped off by their parents in the morning. And that's actually not that far off of what we do! It's mostly just playing theatre games with the younger ones, and I can't help but burst into song with them every now and then, of course, but the older kids are rehearsing for Moana Jr. Ooh, yes, I've heard of that one! Let's watch it together! Sam, you are a genius. That is such a good idea! Everyone loves a good Christmas song or love song. Trust me, the smell of the city is unbearable right now. I actually told Kurt the other day that I'm tempted to bring a scented candle with me on the subway so I can sniff it to mask the smell for just a second.