Valkyrie: I love you
Skulduggery: Well, it's hard not to
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Valkyrie: I love you
Skulduggery: Well, it's hard not to

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I can imagine Skulduggery yelling at Fletcher to get down and Fletcher just start break-dancing
I don't know why but never in my wildest imagination did it cross my mind that the cover could be purple.
Therapist: How do you view yourself?
Valkyrie: Honestly, I hate myself... but I also love myself. I know I'm beautiful, and smart, and anybody would be lucky to have me in their lives. Skulduggery especially, he's lucky to have me... I'm sorry, what was the question again?
Valkyrie could probably eat a pizza pie in 5 minutes at most

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One of the many things about Kenspeckle I loved is that he always complained when Clarabelle did something but never discouraged her. He would complain about the bowl she made him but still use it. He would complain about the chair she got him but still sit in it.
He was the granddad we didn't deserve.
Skulduggery: Okay, new plan-
Valkyrie: I didn't even know there was an old plan.
Tanith: Me neither. Was there an old plan?
Skulduggery: No, but I was going to suggest a new plan.
Valkyrie: So what's the new plan?
Skulduggery: The new plan is to come up with a plan.
Aquaman as a name is so funny to me. Like was someone all “oh well we can’t just call him water man. Let’s make it spanish. But only half.”
Waterhombre
Oh fuck dude
Not to galaxy Brain, but if it’s Latin that they based it on, its Aquahomo
DUDE
Abyssinia: Skulduggery you’re the father of my child
Valkyrie:
The Dead Men playing Truth or Dare
Skulduggery: Alright, Ghastly. Truth or Dare?
Ghastly: Dare.
Valkyrie: Kiss the cutest person in the room.
Ghastly: Tanith?
Tanith, blushing: Y-yeah?
Ghastly: Move, I need to get to Anton

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Does anyone else get the weird feeling Militsa might be evil or something? Her and Vakyrie are just too happy and she isn't crazy involved in Valkyrie's journeys, I just have this weird feeling
Nefs SoW experience in a nutshell essentially
THEORY TIME
So about Skulduggery and Valkyrie. I ship them, not going to lie, but with Landy constantly saying, "they're soul mates destined to find each other," I'm starting to have my suspicions that this goes further beyond being soul mates in love.
Here are my theories:
My first thought was Valkyrie is Skulduggery's wife reincarnated, but that's way too cheesy and cliché so that goes in the wheelie bin. Second theory was perhaps a piece of Skulduggery's soul moved on when he died and became part of Valkyrie but that was proven wrong when Valkyrie could see Skulduggery's soul.
And now, the final theory that literally made my heart drop... what if Skulduggery's the Child of the Ancients and he's destined to fight Valkyrie, the Child of the Faceless Ones?
It was proven that Valkyrie is in fact a descendant of the Faceless Ones which is why she's immensely powerful, but why is Skulduggery also extremely powerful, being able to handle necromancy so easily he could wield someone's necromatic weapon without permission? Only logical reasoning is that he's a descendant as well, which could mean he had blood of the Ancients. This could also explain why the Faceless Ones kept him alive. I'm not sure if it's because they didn't want to kill him since he was an Ancient descendant or if they couldn't kill him because he was too powerful.
If my theory is true, then that means Valkytie and Skulduggery are meant to find each other... and they were meant to partake in "the final battle between the Child of the Ancients and the Child of the Faceless Ones."
As much as I hate to say it, this theory holds strong, and Derek Landy I will SOB if one of them ends up having to kill the other.
Coffee addiction. (And Skulduggery addiction but we don't talk about that bit.)
I loved this quote until I finished the thought.
Now I always have to think about Skulduggery cramming himslef into tight spaces just to prove his point.

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I used to tell myself I wont ship Valkyrie and Skulduggery but that quickly changed around book 5