Talktapus's Garden

Last night in Oregon, staying at Kennedy school. Have to say, this is the least sex mural I've ever seen in a hotel room. Or most sexy? I don't judge. #kennedyschool #mcmenamins #barnyardlove (at McMenamins Kennedy School)

Have some pretty great friends. Candy, gift card, and an evacuation route in case of fire. Feeling appreciated. #firesafety #missthisplace (at McMenamins Sand Trap & Gearhart Hotel)

Parting shot of the apartment on my way to bigger and better things. Rock em sock em robots for scale. #robots #movingon (at Astoria, Oregon)

Best part about a delayed flight? I have been riding this moving sidewalk for almost 40 minutes. I feel like im in an OK Go video. #denver #delay #jetsons (at Denver International Airport)

...and photo op with slimer. In love with this one... (at Joysticks Arcade Lounge and Retro Bar)

3000 miles from home, finding goonies shit. Like I never left. #goonies #orlando (at Joysticks Arcade Lounge and Retro Bar)

And Nikki is having the Dagobah Swamp. Also bubbling. Also very cool. #dagobah #orlando (at Joysticks Arcade Lounge and Retro Bar)

This is called the Dark Crystal...yes, it's bubbling, and yes, it comes with dark rock candy. #thedarkcrystal (at Joysticks Arcade Lounge and Retro Bar)

Scouting the river. There are at least 2 alligators in this picture. Feeling excited. #alligator #future (at Highbank's Marina & Campresort)

Diagon Alley, day two. Can't get enough of this one... #harrypotter #vacationmode (at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter)

Nikki and a duck. That is all. (at Islands of Adventure Universal Orlando)

And we enter the Harry Potter portion of our day...#harrypotter #happybirthday (at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter)

Waiting in line at Jurassic Park with the birthday girl... (at Islands of Adventure Universal Orlando)

The elk are out and about tonight. It's weird...they sound like dolphins. (at McMenamins Sand Trap & Gearhart Hotel)

Spending the day at Edgefield, getting paid to walk around and "taste" the offerings. Sure is a lovely day. #mcmenamins #edgefield #tasting (at McMenamins Edgefield)

Last drink before leaving my home for the last year and a half. Great friends and even better crew. See you later space cowboys... #marketstreetpub #mcmenamins #portland (at McMenamins Market Street Pub)