Not a Jockout alt! Not here! NO, ma'am.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

being turned on makes me kinda stupid, you should take advantage of that

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

Cuddling with a man who has a hairy chest could be just the thing i need

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results