Not a Jockout alt! Not here! NO, ma'am.

uhh my two cents are fucking each other

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

having friends is cool until they worry too much and get in the way of your self-destructive tendencies

Cuddling with a man who has a hairy chest could be just the thing i need

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

dress up is one of the most important pillars of gameplay that is often ignored by game developers to disasterous results

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations

who do you think i am? looking for recommendations