Talkofconfession

mom once said “going back to an old relationship is like reading your favorite book and expecting a different ending to happen”.. and that’s some shit everyone needs to remember

When you get a new laptop do you get a new FBI agent assigned to you? Or is it the same person who’s watched you since you’ve played club penguin when you were ten

You can probably tell which family member is coming upstairs by their step pattern but wouldn’t be able to pick out your own

If my own footsteps were coming down the hall towards me I reckon I would have bigger problems on my hands…

Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself.

People ask you what you do for a living so that they can calculate the level of respect to give you.

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

can’t my serotonin levels just regulate their fucking selves. grow up

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care