Peachy

if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man

i keep saying “it is what it is” but like what is it

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

maybe I am hard to love but I love so hard

who has a car i will pay u $10 to run me over

must i pursue a career? is it not enough to be passionate about tv shows and snack foods?

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

no offense but if you have ever been kind to me i have never forgotten it

Me 🤝 staying up late to enjoy my own company