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The Kindly Beast: “The next game is not a sequel.”

Bendy Theorists: “It’s a sequel!”

The Kindly Beast: “It is not a sequel”

Bendy Theorists: “We figured it out - it’s a sequel!”

The Kindly Beast: “We assure you that it is not”

Bendy Theorists: “The series has a time loop, so technically if you have a sequel, it’s not a sequel, therefore it’s a sequel!“

Fans of Higurashi, Happy Death Day, and every other work of fiction in existence that centers around a time loop: “Lol, nope, that’s not how this works, bro”

Bendy Theorists: “But if we don’t call it a sequel, it still makes sense to theorize about it, as if it were a sequel, right?“

The Kindly Beast: “The protagonist is a new character”

Bendy Theorists: “Is it Alice?!”

The Kindly Beast: /posts a dictionary definition of “new”

Bendy Theorists: “It’s Alice!”

The Kindly Beast: “You’ve never heard her name”

I’m not surprised everyone is ignoring Wally, because when you really start looking into him audio logs and what they’re saying, you realize that he’s probably the most mysterious and perplexing character in all of BATIM.

It’s enough to say that every single one Wally’s audio logs in the game contains some detail that doesn’t quite make sense.

Chapter 1 - Wally tells us the pedestals are in the break room. They are nowhere near it!

Chapter 2 - Wally’s audio log ends with “I hope nobody tells Sammy!”, yet we find it right outside Sammy’s office. What’s more, there is a splatter of ink behind it like the recorder was placed there already after the leak began. 

If that wasn’t weird enough, Wally’s closet contains the same items we find on Bendy’s shrines. Was he running a cult, while he was working for JDS? Also, why didn’t he pick up the keys for 30 years? Why did he have an audio log with detailed instructions on how to get inside Sammy’s secret sanctuary? So many questions!

Chapter 3, Level K - We hear Wally arguing with Thomas, and in that argument Wally acts as if he didn’t know anything about how the ink machine works. Yet, the design plans for the ink machine credit him as the person who designed it. 

Chapter 3, Level 11 - Wally complains about people not smiling enough. If you listen to the background noise in the recording, you can hear loud sounds of working machinery. There’s just one problem - there is no such sound on Level 11! The audio log couldn’t possibly have been recorded near the place we found it in.

Chapter 4 - Wally audio log has the same issue as the one in Chapter 2 - he mocks Bendyland workers in it, yet the audio log is standing in the place they would be sure to find it. He refers to himself as “the real genius” pulling the strings behind the scenes, which is a callback to Grant’s tape about “the genius upstairs” aka Joey. That’s na odd little detail!

And then we get to Chapter 5. Firstly, the audio log itself - not only does Wally find a cake at random, in the middle of the night (what was he doing inside the studio at 2 AM?), but more importantly, take note of the fact that he claims to have found the cake on a chair. Now, take a look around the room and tell me if you can see what’s wrong with it:

There are no chairs in there!

There is, however, something else. Something that doesn’t belong - one of the boxes from the vault. What is it doing there? There are no boxes outside the vault anywhere else in the administration. Isn’t that weird?

There’s a Not Monsters handprint outside the door of this room. A matching handprint can be found inside the vault room. The same vault room, which was supposedly not visited by anyone other than the Ink Demon. Then who left the handprint?

What can we gather from all these logs and the weirdness surrounding them is that someone is messing with us. Someone is using Wally’s audio logs, moving them around the place and leaving them behind for us to find. My bet is on the Unknown.

But that’s not the end of the mystery - Wally’s letter contains more of it.

According to the letter, Wally is alive and well outside the studio. How can this be, if he participated in the ritual? How did he get away unscathed? And when did he get away? His audio log mentions that the ritual was performed at the time when the company wasn’t doing well. Yet, his letter expresses surprise at the fact that the studio closed down. When was the ritual performed, then? The meetings board in the administration shows Susie as the last person, who came to see Joey before the studio’s closure. This would imply that the studio closed on the exact same day that the ritual was performed. How could Wally be unaware of that?

(And of course the generation who raised us loves to act fake shocked like “my grandkids don’t know how to boil water” like yeah, Janice, that’s because you took your kids out to eat 6 nights a week and baked Stouffers lasagna one night)

And now we are broke. And can’t afford to pay $60 to have every pair of pants we own hemmed (shoutout to shorties!). We are making yogurt because we can’t afford to pay $2.50 for one yogurt.

I’ve learned to knit to make myself wool hats and scarves. I’ve learned to sew so I can make items that would otherwise cost me 4x the cost to make it. I’ve learned to make yogurt because I would prefer to spend $2 for a gallon of milk and get 24 yogurts out of it rather than just one.

I’ve planted fruit trees in my yard so I can reduce the carbon footprint of the fruit I eat, and because produce is expensive.

I raise egg-laying chickens so I don’t contribute to factory farming.

My husband hunts deer so that we can eat lean, virtually fat free meat, and also not contribute to factory farming. The deer live happy lives and are not allowed to suffer. (Hey PS also, hunting up here plays an important role in ecology, as otherwise the deer population would explode, and deer would starve in the winter. Thanks for coming to my TEDta…)

Chase Brody art that I commissioned from the incredibly talented @zephyo

From “I’m Kasper. I ask things.“ series.

@kasper-the-ghost thrown me an idea to draw, since I had no inspiration/will to draw and such…(Idea who I might have misread the first time…I thought the ghost was asking something etremely inappropriate, btw.)

Obviously it’s always about Chase being mistreated…Cuz angst rules mercilessly around here. (Remember when time ago I said “let Chase to be happy” ? Well, I lied.)

I tried to draw a sort of comic page out of it. It has no context nor anything. Is litterally just somebody’s else idea I drawn.

It’s awful, but I tried…

Jacksepticeye in cyberpunk 2077

is it bad I’m already making fan art for this game?

commissions are open!

(click for better quality u won’t regret I promise)

its summer! i got my hat on backwards and its time to fuckin party love jackieboy man

based on a lil hc i have where jackie likes doing new things all the time and tries his brothers hobbies even if he isnt good at some of them

WHAT KIND OF MAD LAD GOES TO THE GYM AT

Couple = 2

A few = 3

Some = 4

Equally hot take:

Some ppl cannot stand silence or a lack of noise/music. It raises their anxiety because silence= something is Not Right. Hypervilgilence.

Respect both. Both can happen to the same person in different situations or times.

Remember those sketches Henry made to pass time in his cell in Chapter 5?

He drew Tom’ robot hand. But, looking closely, something’s not quite right with it -  it’s a right hand, whereas Tom’s robot hand is actually his left hand!

The golden messages also have a confusing hand imagery.

At first sight, you’d think this is a depiction of the Giant Bendy Hand in the river. But something’s wrong with it as well - not only did Henry get the number of fingers wrong, but it’s the right hand, whereas the hand in the river is the left hand.

What does it all mean? It’s a hint that Henry has trouble telling the right side from the left side, at least when it comes to hands.

And now, take a long hard look at the hand in this image among the sketches on Joey’s desk, and tell me if you can spot what’s wrong with it.

Yup - it’s a left hand. But Bendy’s 5-fingered inky hand is his right hand!

That’s a major hint that it was actually Henry who drew these sketches!

More clues:

We can see here that at least some of the sketches are drawn in first person perspective - Henry’s perspective!

This golden text implies that Joey never actually drew anything.

This golden message implies that its author - most likely Henry - is reminded of home by the painting that looks identical to the one hanging on the wall in Joey’s apartment. Strange that Henry would think of Joey’s home as his own, isn’t it? But take a look at the number of pages with the sketches.

615? Someone had to spend years drawing them all! Long enough to come to think of this place as a home.

And speaking of years…

Henry left before 1931, and the date on Joey’s calendar is 1963. It hasn’t been 30 years, but 33 at the very least. Unless…

The letter was actually sent around 1960.